Summer’s Lonely Screen Stealer

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June 30, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Movies

I’m no Cody Gifford, but I’ve been known to take a swing at the screen now and again. I tackle Michael Douglas’ dark and desperate “Solitary Man” in my latest NJP review. Diggs, tweets & comments always appreciated.

Douglas’ ‘Solitary Man’: Serious Summer Screen Stealer | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Oh, yeah, given the never-ending saga with his ex-wife, I bet Michael fantasizes about going solo every once in a while. Too late: that tabloid boat sailed a loooong time ago!

By the way, can anyone tell me from what experienced perch young Mr. Gifford could possibly critique this film? Oh, right, second frat boy from the left at the second frat party scene.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Liberal According to Fox

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June 28, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, TV


Okay, we know the misinforminators over at Fox News have nothing nice to say about Elena Kagan or her Supreme Court nomination. But this latest “liberal litmus test” is laughable even by Fox standards. Watch this:

Yep, everyone on the upper West Side of Manhattan is a big fat lib. But don’t take our word for it: ask the man… oops, I mean woman who walked down the street clad in an anti-Cheney t-shirt. “so there you have it.” What more evidence do you need?

Laugh until it hurts, kids. And boy this cultural stupidity really hurts.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

VIDEO: No Job, No Money, No Vote

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June 28, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Politics

Every time a Republican votes NO a cynic sighs. And it’s one of those been there, jaded sighs that still begs an undertone imploring the powers that be to bestow upon us a fresh crop of Mr. Smiths taking on Washington with a 21st century “for-the-people” zeal.

In the meantime, here’s one for the heartless, out-of-touch Republicans who think the answer to unemployment is “Get a job.” Instant karma can’t come fast enough for these fools. Let’s hope by November some of them will be hitting the pavement. Of course, they’ve already lined their pockets so it’s doubtful most of them will have to get by on merely a song.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

VIDEO: Grand Old Slam

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June 26, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics

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Ed Schultz: “Republicans, if you love America quit voting like you hate Americans!”

Schultz, who has long been my fave among the fiery progressive pundits, lays it on the line. How can the Repubs continue to give American VOTERS the shaft? Besides being immoral, it could amount to political suicide. Think these clowns would want to extend those unemployment bennies. Yeah, the GOP are hoping things will get so bad voters will turn to their grand old leadership. Nothing but a cold-hearted, short-sighted play. And it could backfire. It will, if voters get out and act in their own interests. That, of course, is a big IF.

Drive safe. Play nice. think peace.

aba

Limbag, Spitzer & The Sleaze Factor

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June 24, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio, TV

The gentleman from Washington scores a few points. And gains some friends.

“Ask yourself: when is the last time that Rush Limbaugh missed a meal.” Want fries with that toxic tongue, Rush?

Over at CNN, the former only game in town cable giant is going down that easy, sleazy street. Yep, just signed Eliot “the Luv Gov” Spitzer to co-host an 8 pm talk show. Guess the honchos figured to fight Bill O, they had to go for broke. Not a classy move and one I fear won’t solve the outlet’s woes. Read more in my NJP piece.
Spitzer’s Prize: CNN Takes Easy, Sleazy Way Into Ratings Race | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Please tweet, digg & comment. There are also a slew of other great writers and articles. So spend a little time on the site. No extra charge!

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

School’s Out: Beck Head Ed

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June 23, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio, Social Issues/Trends

Americans are already lagging behind academically. As if those new Texas text book revisions weren’t enough to set us even further back, Glenn Beck wants in. Yep, that crazy-spewing, money-making one man propaganda machine thinks the public school system should be abolished. That’s right, do away with one of the cornerstones of America’s promise of opportunity and advancement. Why? Well, the Beckster says “from dawn until dusk we’re being indoctrinated.” All that socialist mumbo jumbo, I guess, filling little ears with wacky concepts about absurd things like evolution and slavery.

What’s the gasbag propose in it stead? Nothing. Well, maybe private school vouchers so people like Pat Robertson and Tony Perkins can “indoctrinate” kids the right way. Or home schooling. Yeah, prop the kids up in front of the wireless and let them suck up all the wisdom and conspiracy theories from this paranoid, shrieking misinforminator.

Time to kick the Beckster out of class. No remediation will help. For you, Glenn, school is out. Forever!

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Channel Cruiser: Dirty Water

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June 21, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: TV

It’s in the water. And if you live in one of the many places across the country with corporate-sanctioned contaminated water, it could be making you sick. The new doc, “Gasland,” follows the odyssey of Josh Fox as he bucks the corruption and mounts a campaign to alert citizens. A sort of gritty, no Hollywood-frills “Erin Brockovich,” the film which premieres on HBO tonight, is startling in its frankness and scope. Add it to “Fast Food Nation” as a primer on citizen self-education and awareness. For more check out my NJP review: Dirty Water: “Gasland” Scares Up Crude Consequences | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Speaking of docs, HBO is still running “For Neda,” the poignant profile of the young Iranian martyr. Read more in my NJP review: Neda’s Legacy: Film Captures Iranian Heroine | NEWS JUNKIE POST

QUICK CLICKS

Can’t believe they bumped off Creighton on “Treme.” The beloved, John Goodman character killed himself in the season finale of the acclaimed series. It’ll be hard to imagine the show without the larger-than-life character who offered so much of the show’s soul. But there is so much to savor. I’m ready for the second season. An instant classic.

I fell out of love, like, intrigue with TNT’s “Saving Grace” a long time ago. The plodding pace, the perennially preachy tone turned me off after oh, the first season. But for those still interested, the show’s finale is tonight. I may even pop by just to see how they wrap this baby up.

“Memphis Beat” another off-beat cop series debuting on TNT Tuesday at 10 pm, has potential… About a month to “Mad Men’s” July 25 season premiere. Not that I’m jonesing. Or counting down.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think re-runs.

aba

Breakdowns & Shakedowns

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June 19, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, TV

Joe Barton is ready for his Reality TV moment. After the sorry Texas blowhard apologized to BP for having to pay for all the decades” worth of havoc it has wreaked on the Gulf Coast, the congressional fool apologized for the apology. Sort of. The guy was full of more contradictions than Kelly Bensimon, the cuckoo-for cocoa puffs-dingbat from “The Real Housewives of NYC.” Kelly managed to re-frame her blatant breakdown on Scary Island a “breakthrough” Maybe the “shakedown” Barton so infamously referred to was really a “shake-through.” Make that a shake threw, as in “after he stopped spewing his crude nonsense I threw my no-cal double chocolate shake in his elfin face.”

Sources tell RG Bravo has tapped Barton to star in a new show, “The Evil Reject Cookie Elves of Capitol Hill.” Meanwhile, Joe, Ernie Keebler called; he wants his Fudge Swirl recipe back.

By the way, no one parodies the “Housewife” franchise quite like Jimmy Fallon and his late night crew. Except, of course, the ladies themselves. Check this out:

Okay, so who’s “Lydia?” Caroline Manzo or Harvey Fierstein. Could she be their love child?

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

You Say It’s Another Beatle’s Birthday

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June 18, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music

We still need you, we’ll still feed you now that you’re sixty-four plus four. Happy 68th, Paul McCartney. Hey, Vera, Chuck & Dave are getting up there, too.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think silly love songs.

aba

Video: Stewart Slams “Sorry Shakedown”

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June 18, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, TV
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Day 59 – Judgment Day – The Strife Aquatic
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

At least the “small people” can laugh at the BP buffoons and the GOP apologists hellbent on protecting the incompetent, insensitive greed machine. If Joe Barton didn’t exist, Jon Stewart would have invented him. And then he could crumple him up and toss him in the old bit bin. For now, let’s hope the Repubs do the right thing and toss this sorry excuse for a congressman out of his committee leadership gig.

Wish Barton would just hit the road with those other two useless Joes Lieberman and Wilson. As 3 Joes Who Gotta Go they could sing the same sorry songs.

Couldn’t shake me down to buy a ticket to that show.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Fox Sinks Into BP Hole

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June 17, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, TV

Here’s the difference between Fox News and MSNBC: the former is a fright wing propaganda machine that will say anything to discredit President Obama–even defend BP–the latter is a a legit, left leaning network that will call out the President and Democrats. This montage–courtesy of Media matters for America and culled from recent Fox News misinformation fests–shows the network sinking faster and deeper than the disastrous Gulf Spill.

Wonder when Joe Barton, the clueless GOP congressman who had the audacity to call the BP $20 billion dollar reparation fund a “Shakedown” will sign on as a Faux News analyst. Maybe when the voters kick his sorry ass to the curb.

In case you hadn’t heard, all the “small people,” as the tone-deaf BP chair calls everyone suffering in the region–and by extension all concerned citizens– are not buying the spin. The more they talk, the deeper they dig their holes. Their crooked karma would be amusing if it wasn’t so tragic. If only.

Read more in my NJP piece: Fox Sinks Into BP Hole; MSNBC Rises | NEWS JUNKIE POST
Diggs, tweets & comments always appreciated.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Greene Voter Logic

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June 17, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Politics


Maybe it’s not the elephant dung after all. The explanation for that “suspicious” South Carolina primary may be a simple case of dopey voter logic. James Clyburn, the state’s seemingly only sane and noble pol and White House press secretary Robert Gibbs publicly cast doubt on the election of dubious Democratic Senate candidate Alvin Greene, an unemployed military vet with nary a political pedigree or visible campaign not to mention a pending felony Internet porn charge.

“You can smell the elephant dung,” Clyburn told candy Crowley last Sunday on CNN’s “State of the Union.”

But while that colorful description may be among my favorite political one-liners, the GOP may not be behind Alvin Greene’s unlikely nomination. And faulty voting machines may not be the culprit either.
The offenders may be the voters themselves. As one foolish voter admitted, “I voted for him because he sounded like the singer Al Green.”

Hey if you can vote for the guy you’d most like to have a beer with, why not cast a vote for a dude whose name sounds like an old pop star.

Wonder if Alvin Greene can carry a tune. Or even do Karaoke. Let’s hope Rev. Al prays only the informed bother to come out to vote next time.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Still Spinning Those “Blah Blah Blah” BP Blues

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June 15, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Social Issues/Trends

Yeah I was outraged when I read yesterday that BP “operators” are actually writing “Blah, blah, blah,” as they enter comments and complaints in the oil giant’s computer data base of questions and gripes. The fact that some of these people are openly admitting such callous behaviour speaks volumes. About the culture of corporate greed and indifference within which we seem to be destined to sink deeper than the depths of the seemingly endless Gulf oil spill.
Read more–and WATCH a short MUST SEE film about the folks suffering on the front lines–in my NJP piece.

Video: Anyone Still Buying BP’s Spin? | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Tweets, Diggs, comments always appreciated.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

VIDEO: Robertson Plays “Sexist” Dear Abby

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June 14, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Social Issues/Trends, TV

Pat Robertson had been floating so below the cultural radar, I almost forgot about his outrageous comments about Haiti. While his latest bout of sexist foot-in-mouth disease is not as serious a breach of human decency, it is another startling example of the bigoted preacher’s out-dated and dangerous views.

In some kind of mail-bag segment, his “700 Club” co-host reads a viewer letter, seeking advice about a hubby with an annoying wandering eye. Watch the crazy exchange and ridiculous advice Robertson doles out.

The thought bubble over the co-host’s head: “Dear God, why can’t you get me a gig on ‘Inside Edition’ or the local news?” So sorry, Dear Heart, but I think it’s time for the geezer preacher to pack it in. Enough of an affirmation for your long overdo retirement, Pat?

Drive safe. Play nice. Think 1986.

aba

Channel Cruiser: Tony’s Night To Shine; So Does Klein

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June 13, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: TV, Theatre


Update: Read about the night’s hits and misses in my NJP review. Oh, not that I’m bragging, but my predictions were money!
“Memphis,” “Red” Big Winners at Tony Awards | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Broadway shines tonight as the 64 annual Tony Awards broadcast live from NYC’s famed Radio City Music Hall on CBS at 8 pm. The show is expected to be filled with surprises. Most years even the Great White Way’s casual observers could phone in the winners. Not so much this year. Looks like a toss up for both Best Play–probably between “Red” and “Next fall“–the only two nominees still up and running– and Best musical with “Memphis,” “Fela,” American Idiot” and “Million Dollar Quartet” all in tight contention. If I had to predict, I’d say “Memphis” will edge out, though I’m rooting for “American Idiot.”

You know I’m pulling for “Next Fall,” but suspect “Red” will inch the little play that could out. It’s a play about artist Mark Rothko and evolves into an elegant rumination on art. “Fall” is a gay love story. The tony Tony establishment usually goes for the artsy treatise.

Despite perennially low ratings, The Tonys are usually worth the watch even if you haven’t seen many or any of the shows. The production quality generally surpasses all the other awards extravaganzas. Hey, theatre people know how to put on a show!

It will be hard to top last year’s host Neil Patrick Harris, but Sean Hayes ( also nominated for his role in “Promises, Promises“) should be up to the task.

Klein’s Cable Cloud 9
For comedy fans, Robert Klein is back with his ninth HBO special. And the sharp political and observational comic doesn’t disappoint. Read more–and see a preview via Keith Olbermann’s interview–in my NJP piece. Robert Klein’s “Unfair & Unbalanced” Countdown | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Drive safe. Play nice. Think greasepaint.

aba

Pop & Circumstance

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June 11, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Movies, TV

It’s funny just how many people covet fame. I mean really go after it. Whatever the cost. Just flick through the never-ending roster of junk food Reality TV shows. And yet, once they attain those prized Warholian minutes so many–both the really worthy and the merely notorious– run from the paparazzi. The latest star vs. paparazzo incident involved Jodie Foster and some 17 year old aggressive kid with a camera. The young photog claims Jodie poked him. The elusive star was with her young kids and wanted to flee the glare of the shutterbug’s intrusion. No word on the “criminal” or civil investigations.

And Lady Gaga–clad in a blingy bikini no less–flipped off photogs at a Mets game yesterday. Talk about ambivalent attention-seeking behavior. Gag-o-rama, Gaga!

These days anyone with a camera phone can be a paparazzo. But in the heyday of the celebresphere, it was a trippy and sometimes treacherous endeavor. A great new documentary, “Smash His Camera” spotlights one of the original American celeb photogs, Ron Galella. Read more in my NJP review. And you can catch the film, which fetched a Best Director Award for Leon Gast at this year’s Sundance Festival, on HBO this month.

New Documentary “Smash His Camera” Takes Shot At Paparazzi, Fame | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Hey, tweets,diggs & comments always appreciated.

Drive safe. Play nice. Say Cheese.

aba

Fiorina’s Hair Raiser

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June 10, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics


California’s GOP candidate for U.S. Senate is a real hair raiser. Guess she forgot the had on an open mic. Where did the hapless former Hewlett-Packard CEO think she was? I find it annoying to swat away make-up people and guys futzing with wires attached to my clothes at home, too

You can read more on my NJP entry: Fiorina Unfiltered | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Can’t wait to see what she says next. She’s a keeper. For entertainment purposes only. I mean, do you really want to see this woman in the United States Senate?

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Snooze-O-Rama-Bama

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June 09, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: General

It’s official. President Obama’s so-called charisma has jumped the shark. A Kalamazoo, Michigan high school grad took what’s now the most famous public nap in modern history. Sure Rip van Winkle and some notoriously negligent defense attorneys had their day, but You Tube wasn’t at the ready.

Think the kid will land a gig with No-Doze or Red Bull? Maybe Starbucks (no, wait, that gig’s reserved for my java junkie teddy bear, Merrie Lee). Remember, kids, this is America, where misdeeds and sloth have been known to launch more than a few infamous careers.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

VIDEO: Stewart’s ‘Hell ‘n’ Haley’ Quips

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June 08, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, TV
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Thank You, South Carolina – The Race to Replace Disgrace
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party

Just watch. He’s genius.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Plea Deals

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June 08, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Books, Social Issues/Trends

Thanks Radio Graffiti fans for maxing out the comment section on the “Doing Time“post. I appreciate the passionate and interesting commentary from myriad points of view. I think Molly, Liz and others who’ve suggested an RG Book Club may be on to something.

Okay, I’ve heard your arguments–and there were lots of them–but I stand by my review of “Orange is the New Black.” It’s a compelling story, told with a compassionate and surprisingly funny voice. That’s enough for me. I don’t know Piper Kerman and can’t vouch for her character–quite frankly, that’s not my job ( or yours). But wow, we’ve got a bunch of Judge Judies tagging along for the RG ride. And for those who’ve hurled harsh judgements against the author– and this reader– I’m not sure where all that vitriol is emanating from. It’s hard not to empathize with Piper, and her travails even though she caused her own plight. Ever made a mistake? Granted hers was a whopper, but she was young and reckless and paid a heavy price. Even though the most reckless thing I ever did in my early twenties was ditch grad school for my first full time radio gig ( thank God, they can’t lock you up for everything), I know good people can do bad things. And I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Of course, I’m neither privy to nor concerned about her motivations for writing the book. If she’s merely trying to cash in on a hot story as some cynics have suggested, more power to her. Is she spinning it to make herself look good–or at least less bad? No doubt. It’s a memoir. And besides being–as my agent constantly reminds me–the hot, hot genre of the day– this most personal form is inherently unreliable. It is a personal story, written from memory and told from one person’s point of view. We create our own mythology, tell ourselves our own stories in ways we can live with.

Whatever Piper Kerman’s motivations, I applaud her for telling this story. As a writer and teacher/coach, I know just how difficult it is to birth a book, how much courage it takes to tell one’s own story, especially such a painful one. Piper could have left it all behind as she walked out of that last dingy prison with a relatively small group of people aware of her crime and incarceration. For good or ill, she will now forever be tethered to this experience, this story. A story that by the way, transcends her personal journey, and offers colorful and loving portraits of the women she did her time with while it raises questions about criminal sentencing, punishment and rehabilitation in this country. For what it’s worth, she also seems to have carved out a niche as an advocate for judicial and prison reform. That, in itself, speaks to redemption.

So I’m still recommending “Orange is the New Black.” If you missed the first round of hoopla, check out my NJP article. Postcards From America’s Abyss: Brave, Funny Prison Memoir Sheds Light On Broken System | NEWS JUNKIE POST And you can read the slew of opinions in the “Doing Time” post.

For those willing to give it a chance, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised. And I’d be delighted to hear your thoughts. For everyone else, case closed.

Oh, and I can’t wait to hear what you guys have to say about John Waters’ “Role Models.”

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba