
The “Say No” Repubs are threatening to put the kibosh on unemployment extensions again. Short-sighted, of course, as those bennies could come in handy when some of them hit the pavement next year. Yeah, yeah, I know all about the ensuing GOP upswing. Guess, I’m just not buying it. I also don’t see how folks –even Republicans–can believe some of these low to no government types blaming Obama for the Gulf oil spill. Now they want the government to take control. Convenient, don’t you think?
Anyway, financial stress is not just an American malady. The price of excess has caught up with the spendy trendy Duchess of York. The Royals are surely spinning again over the latest scandal that finds Fergie caught on tape in a News of the World sting promising entree to her ex-hubby Prince Andrew, Britain’s business envoy. Doesn’t look good, of course but while it’s tawdry, apparently nothing illegal about such a cash for cache deal. While she remains mum, Andy’s mum the Queen is no doubt miffed and may strip Fergie of her title. Let’s hope not. I think the Duchess should move to NYC and sign on for a reality show. She’d fit in as smoothly as clotted cream at high tea with that spoiled and wacky bunch on “The Real Housewives of NYC.” Move over, Luann. A Duchess–even a dethroned one–trumps a divorced Countess. Even one with a tacky disco rap tune.
As for our obsession with crowing celebrity royalty on this side of the Pond,”American Idol” wraps up tonight with a two hour finale that should crown Crystal Bowersox. The early favorite, she had been faltering in the last few weeks. Looked like it was Lee DeWyze’s title to lose. And sorry to say ( I am a Lee booster as well as a Crystal fan) but he did just that. And Crystal nailed all three of her songs. She wants it big time. She’s ready. And he sort of choked. Still he’s got a great, soulful rock voice and low-key presence, and will surely get to leave the paint fumes behind and score a record deal. But Crystal should win the well-deserved title. Not that it’s done all that much for Reuben, Fantasia or Taylor Hicks. And not winning didn’t hurt Daughtry, Jennifer Hudson or Adam Lambert.
I know, I know, for someone who said she wasn’t getting involved, I sure sound invested. By the way, for fans of “Watching TV with Mom,” she’s backing out of the finale. “What do I need with two hours of noise? You watch it, then call me up and say ‘Crystal won.’ I don’t need to waste my time with music I’m not crazy about and all that crazy hair and clothes.” Okay, Mom. “And you said they get makeovers? When? When they’re not on anymore. What good will that do me?” Well, it is a fair question, I guess.
Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll watch, so you won’t have to.
Drive safe. play nice. Think peace.
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