Steele Trapped

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March 30, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics

One thing about beleaguered RNC Chair Michael Steele: you never see the guy sweat. I mean he’s always dressed to impress and as cool as a cuke even after dodging one embarrassing incident after another. The Latest imbroglio may not be of his making, but the omelet is all over his well groomed face.

In case you haven’t heard about the dubious RNC fundraising shenanigans that have landed him in his latest cauldron of hot water here’s the Cliff Notes version: Some firecracker fundraiser decided to host young high rollers at Voyeur, a racy strip club in West Hollywood, California known for such “underground activities” as lesbian bondage. And charged the raunchy evenings to an RNC approved credit card. To paraphrase Judge Judy: “Beauty fades, dumb is forever. And apparently crosses party lines.” To quash the burgeoning scandal already dubbed as Bondagegate Steele has fired that employee. And while the RNC Chair insists he never went to the club– or was ever apprised of the activities– many high placed Repubs are seeing red and want the gaffe-prone Steele ousted.

Other high flying bills on the RNC tab included $17,000 for private jets at $15,000 for limos. It’s unclear whether the Chair indulged in such perks or was even aware of them. But it’s becoming an increasingly bumpy ride at the RNC for this fragile man of Steele.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Rove Gets 'Pinked'

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March 30, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics

Hey, it could have been worse for “Bush’s Brain.” He could have found himself in handcuffs.

Karl Rove, busy hawking his book at a  Beverly Hills theatre last night, almost fell victim to a Code Pink citizen’s arrest. Protesters heckled the former Bush campaign guru, with one clad in a big pink hat and clanking a pair of shiny silver bracelets she yearned to slap on Rove for his “war crimes.” Rove gave as good as he got, shooting back superlatives, calling one guy a lunatic, and decrying the “totalitarianism of the left.” Funny, when the left protests, it’s totalitarian, pernicious and cynical. But when the Tea Party protests it’s free speech.

Long story short, the chubby gnomic political powerhouse couldn’t take the heat from a few hecklers, so he left a cadre of about 100 adoring fans in the dust, and exited before signing a single book, Which, if I remember correctly, had “Courage” in its title.

I’m pretty sure the threat level didn’t require Rove to flee. But–and this may surprise you–I think he’s right about the disruption. It wasn’t really necessary for folks to become so uncivil. Let him have his little event. Go ahead: ask your questions, lodge your criticisms, but give the guy some room. And let his fans get their books signed.

At least, it makes for dramatic video. Come to think of it, Rove should have expected as much. He was, after all, only a zip code or two away from Hollywood.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Gut Check: Bush vs. Grayson

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March 27, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics

Feisty Florida freshman congressman Alan Grayson, one of the most vocal and steadfast proponents of health care reform, is running a “Money Bomb” today. The guy needs help filling up his campaign coffers as he faces serious opposition in November. Check out details at congressmanwithguts.com. BTW: if you’re missing  ‘W’ take a gander at this video.  Actually, you gotta  give the guy credit; at least he’s behaved better than Cheney during his post-presidency.  And who can resist a little Bush 43 strategery every now and then?

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Now Bracing for Sticks & Stones

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March 25, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics

With all those hateful slurs hurled at congressmen turning into violent threats, we’ve been waiting for days for a Republican response. Today we got several. And they were all tepid at best. Majority Leader John Boehner called threats of violence “unacceptable,” but he understands the “anger and frustration.” Ditto for John McCain who echoed the lukewarm GOP rebuke on the “Today Show” Thursday.

Look, I’m glad they came out and said something. I said in Monday’s column, “Nasty Noise,” I’d respect Boehner if he denounced the hate speech. And I do. Sort of. I’m moderating my admiration the way Boehner,McCain, Cantor and other GOP leaders have qualified their rebukes. There is always a but with these guys. And there can be no qualifier to an emphatic statement of denunciation. ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR THREATS OF VIOLENCE ARE UNACCEPTABLE. Period.

Minority Whip Eric Cantor actually accused the Democrats of “fanning the flames” by politicizing the threats. He cited a mailing DNC Chair Tim Kaine sent asking for donations for the coffers of targeted pols. Okay you know what? He may be right about the Dems using the threats for political gain. But his comments today should have been used for a concise and clear denunciation of any and all threats. And that’s it. Time later for the other political maneuverings. Anything less–which is what we got–and it looks like Cantor is the one fanning the incendiary flames. There’s irony smoldering in those flames, too, as some nut job shot a bullet through Cantor’s office. So it’s not just a Democratic Party problem.

The violent threats are escalating–and, as I’ve said– they’ve already crossed party lines. Reps on both sides of the aisle have received threatening letters, faxes and phone messages. Bricks thrown into congressional offices, a gas line cut at a home of a congressman’s brother. When the blogger who incited people to show up at the rep’s house found out it was his brother’s, he commented on his facebook page: “oh, it was his brother’s house? Oh, well. Collateral damage.” New York Congressman Anthony Weiner, a vocal proponent of health reform, received anti-Semitic threats on Wednesday and a package containing a suspicious white substance along with a threatening letter on Thursday. Scary all around.

When asked about these incidents, a loopier than usual Ann Coulter commented, “I wouldn’t bring it up, but I’ve gotten suspicious white powder sent to me, too. And I had 250 kids with sticks and stones prevent my talk in Canada,” she said on “The Joy Behar Show.” “So Anthony Weiner gets a little white powder and Paul Krugman starts blubbering all over the ‘New York Times.’ Conservatives get way more threats than liberals. We just don’t whine as much.”

On his Thursday radio show Glenn Beck actually said, “If violence breaks out over this ( health reform) it’s on Obama.” And he suggested the congressmen targeted have been “courting violence.” Wonder under which blackboard the Beckster was hiding when his pal Michelle Bachmann called for all Minnesotans to “be armed and dangerous” during the high tea season a few months ago when all these seeds of hate were planted.

I know a lot of people are angered over the health reform bill; quite frankly most in the progressive camps aren’t exactly doing cartwheels either. But the way to express that dismay is through the political process. Go ahead, try to fix the bill, repeal it, throw the “bums out of office.” Register voters, work for candidates who support your views, run for office yourself, write a blog, call a radio show, etc. And yes, colorful language has always been part of our political process. Free speech is a fundamental right and our culture encourages it. And with that, crazy speech, even hate speech is generally protected. Legally.

But as we tread into the waters of morality, questions of responsibility and conscience must be addressed. Just because we can say it, doesn’t mean we should. As House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday, ” Words have power. They weigh a ton… We have to understand the impact our words have, but we don’t want to stifle free expression.”

Freedom of speech, by the way, doesn’t abolish self-censorship. Reasonable, responsible people in politics and media have a right and a duty to temper their tone in a time of rancorous, even dangerous debate. Dial it back a few notches, people. Whoopi Goldberg, on Thursday’s “The View” spoke directly to media hot heads: “Watch yourselves talking heads. If something happens, the blood will be on your hands.”

Sarah Palin should take heed, especially as she straddles politics, media and reality TV. The accidental “Queen of all media” let her quick trigger mavericky finger do the talking with her now infamous tweet: “it’s time not to retreat but reload.” and her target facebook map, featuring Democratic congressmen in dubious districts, with rifle cross hairs clearly depicted. To be fair to Caribou Barbie, I’m sure she’s not deliberately encouraging violent attacks on these representatives. And her folksy Annie Oakley nonsense would be harmless political play in a more tranquil environment. But not now. Take down that map, Sarahcuda. Denounce any potential violence. Do it now.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Joe Biden's Happy, Shiny 'F' Bomb

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March 24, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics

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Maybe young Mr. Hatch, the kid from the “No Cussing Club” won’t give the Vice President a pass, but those enterprising t-shirt entrepreneurs are giving Biden’s celebratory gaffe an A plus. I love Biden, his sunny smile is the gateway to all sorts of political malaprops and mischief. But between Rahmbo and Biden, poor Obama must be sneaking ciggies in the Rose garden in the middle of the night. “Go back to bed, Michelle. I’m just gonna shoot a few hoops. Helps me think of ways to smoke out the Republicans.”

Drive safe. Play nice. Think Peace.

aba

The End Of The World As We Know it?

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March 23, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Politics, Radio

If you listen to the fright wingers, the sky is falling on The United States of Soviet Socialist America. But what’s really changed? Kirtsie Alley’s trying to lose weight again. Kate Gosselin is “dancing” through her fifteen famous minutes of overtime. The Octomom is in foreclosure. Oh, yeah, and my health insurance premiums are still as high as they were yesterday. Even Bill O. doesn’t get the commotion:

Of course “the reaction on the right was much more than the reaction on the left,” folks. The GOP and the fringe are in an Obama-induced full tilt tizzy. Remember, Sen. Jim Demint vowed that health reform would prove Obama’s Waterloo? Think the Prez is a tad taller than Napoleon. And he doesn’t have to lip sync the party line.

Look for Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh to go on tour as NOBABBA. They’d all look fab in those groovy day-glo duds!

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Stewart's Big Beck Fest

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March 23, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, TV

Jon Stewart is a comic genius. Glenn Beck is crazy funny. Put the two together and you’ve got a comic tour de force. Unfortunately one Muppet, who shall remain nameless, is threatening legal action. Oh, well, you can’t please everyone. Just watch:

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Nasty Noise

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March 22, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics

Nothing should shock us at this point. I mean we’ve heard the rabid rancour for months over everything from Obama’s birth certificate to health care reform. Still the names hurled at members of Congress last weekend as the House Bill was finally headed to the floor, was nothing short of shameful. Citizens yelling the “n” word at African American congressmen, spitting at and tossing anti-gay epithets at Barney Frank, Texas Congressman Randy Neugebauer actually shouting “baby killer” at Bart Stupak, who despite holding out for anti-abortion language ( which was, by the way, included), voted for the bill. All deplorable. For the record, Neugebauer apologized, saying he shouted, “it’s a baby killer” denouncing the bill, not Stupak. Whatever that’s worth. And on his Monday radio show, the de facto Grand Pooh Pah of the GOP, Rush Limbaugh, vowed to “hound, hassle and wipe out” the Democrats.

What compounds the unforgivable, hateful spewings is the silence of the “loyal” opposition. Why have no Republican leaders emerged to slam such heinous hate speech? House Majority leader John Boehner would actually garner my respect if he had the decency to condemn such talk. A rebuke would in no way detract from his very vocal opposition to the bill, or quite frankly anything that has Obama’s fingerprints on it There is room for disagreement, even passionate disagreement without using, condoning or endorsing hate.

This is what turns me off the Repubs. Last summer the were content to sit by and watch as the town hall meetings were tea bagged with hateful, often racist and threatening language. Some like Michele Bachmann and Chuck Grassley actually stoked the fire, whipping the borderline irrational into a frenzy with crazy talk about birth certificates and death panels. Even more moderate voices like Mitt Romney and Rudy Giuliani have remained mum. With the exception of John McCain and Lindsey Graham who have selectively denounced –without prompting– hateful gushings by citizens and congressmen, I haven’t heard a GOP leader speak out against the angry rabble. McCain was one of the first to condemn Joe Wilson after he yelled “You lie!” at President Obama during a joint session of Congress.

Today McCain came out forcefully against the legislation, vowing to offer “little cooperation” for the rest of the year. On an Arizona radio show he said, “They have poisoned the well with what they’ve done and how they’ve done it.”

While he isn’t dripping with venomous vitriol, McCain has joined the obstructionist chorus. Of course the GOP has been threatening to take their marbles and go home since Obama took office. And this tact is a long term loser. Okay, maybe they will fetch more seats in November, maybe even–and it’s a long shot– reclaim the House. But after a while the voters will get sick of the tantrum party, sick of watching these guys stomp their feet, shake their fists and wail “NO!!” at the top of their lungs. Now, the GOP mantra is “repeal.” Good luck with that guys. As the elements of the reform bill become better understood and the public let’s it settle in, more people will get on board the reform train. Despite the messy, often mean process and the bill’s limitations, people will realize there are long-term benefits that will improve their families’ lives. Try telling folks we’re re-implementing pre-existing conditions, raising senior prescription costs or kicking your newly minted unemployed college grad off your insurance. At some point, the voters will recognize those who actually look to our better angels, working with greater concern on the people’s business than for their own re-elections.

Let’s face it, I can’t jump for joy over this current health care reform legislation. I agree with Dennis Kucinich, who held his nose as he voted yes for a bill that did not contain many of the elements needed for a full overhaul. But Rome wasn’t built in a day. And every baby step in the right direction counts. And there are some good things in the bill, though even many of those won’t go into effect for another four years. But it is a beginning.

And in time, people will forget just how arduous the journey to take these first few awkward steps has been. But the ugly stain of hatred will not be easily removed from our national psyche.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

So What, Who Cares?

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March 22, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: TV

Ever think “The View” would be more fun if the round table was populated with puppets? Watch Joy Behar’s recent ‘Month in Review:’

I think the puppets are adorable. Can anyone say spin-off? For those in the “So what, who cares?” camp, I’ll tell you what group is not fond of the concept. Plastic surgeons. With the new health care legislation, they need every last Botox buck they can squeeze out. Or inject in.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

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Got Votes?

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March 21, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Social Issues/Trends

Nancy Pelosi, injected with an extra strength dose of ‘votox,’ claims to have the 216 votes to get the historic Health Reform bill passed in the House Sunday night. The battle as we all know, has not been fun. But stay tuned, kids for the final round!

Of course, you know I’m not one to shy away from offering my opinions, even when they’re not solicited, so I was thrilled to get a call from my congresswoman, Nita Lowey Thursday. Okay, it was one of those robo calls. But still. As one of the few people who still occasionally answers my phone without a wall of caller ID, I was happy to help. Nita wanted my input on health care. Ready, set, oh no. The automated, two question survey didn’t allow room for discussion. So I was already talking to the automated Nita when she rattled off the first question: ‘Do you support President Obama’s Health Reform bill? Press 1 for yes. Press 2 for no.”

Well, yeah I support reform, we desperately need it. And now. But I’m not so thrilled with the lackluster 2000 page tree killer of a bill(s). I’m not so sure it does enough to ensure quality, affordable care for all. I think it may wind up costing us more, individually and as a country. And I’m pretty sure the insurance companies–despite their public protestations–are secretly holding regular jig fests. But Nita didn’t provide an opportunity to discuss misgivings and ambivalence. So I reluctantly pressed 1. I felt like Dennis Kucinich must have felt, when he announced earlier in the week, that he would in fact, reluctantly vote yes for the current Reform bill. “I do not retract my criticisms, but incorporate them, ” the brave progressive Ohio Congressman said during his press conference. On Friday’s “Real Time with Bill Maher” Kucinich said, “I’m not happy with this bill, I’m not going to celebrate it, but it is a step forward.” Too bad the HBO meanies pulled the plug on the video clip.

Let’s hope like previous landmark legislation to enhance voting rights, civil rights and medicare that this Bill will be an important, if small and flawed, step towards true health reform for all citizens.

By the way, if it passes, all we have to do is wait another four years before most of the legislation will go into effect.

Drive safe. Play nice. Pass the vitamins
aba

Weight of the World

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March 18, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Social Issues/Trends

It’s been a heavy couple of weeks. Last week, Howard Stern–who clearly needs to polish his self-anointed ‘King of all Media’ crown–kicked up his first real noise in years by crassly blasting “Precious” star Gabourey Sidibe’s size and her future Hollywood prospects on his Sirius XM radio show. He said her career was over, called her all sorts of unflattering “fat names” and then –after receiving flack–back-peddled a bit by dead-fishing concerns over her health. I’m not suggesting anyone question Howard’s sincerity, but let’s just say an Oscar is not exactly in his immediate future.

Well, Howard may have been a bit premature, considering Gabby supposedly inked a thirteen episode deal with Showtime for a to be named later series, and has two movie deals in the works. So her career–at least in the short term–is going just fine. But love him or loathe him, the coarse radio star is not completely wrong. Gabby’s long range prospects are limited at best. Let’s face it: Hollywood is competitive no matter who you are. Even the skinny girls have to fight for good roles. And stars of color often have to battle twice as hard to get half as far ( uh oh, that sounds a little like a line from Kathy Griffin’s theme song).

Since the Stern comments–which, by the way, seemed to have garnered more criticism for sidekick Robin Quivers from women who whined women should stick up for other women–Gabby’s been approached by a weight loss company, eager to get her endorsement once she sheds the weight. No official word from Gabby, though her mom publicly commented that the Oscar nominee would like to lose “some weight.” Whatever happens mom remains her biggest fan, adding, “If she does she does. If not, that’s fine, too. It runs in the family.”

Obviously, it’s up to Gabby. Whatever she decides and however those decisions may affect her health and career, they are hers to make. So give the woman some space people. But to paraphrase John Waters: you have to accentuate that which makes you unique. So if you’re big, baby, go way big!

Unless, of course, you’re Donna Simpson. The incredible expanding woman–a forty-something single New Jersey mom– already weighs close to 700 pounds. And she’s got bigger plans. Donna’s goal? To make “The Guinness Book of World Records” as the fattest woman in the world. To do that she needs to tip the scales at 1000 pounds. The opportunity, apparently, has emerged because the last chick to hold the title just died. From what, I wonder. Chew on that, Donna, as you devour your 70 piece sushi snack.

Okay, again, what this woman does is her business. But why anyone–and by that I mean the media–needs to watch her slowly kill herself–is beyond me. Donna–who apparently runs a pay-per-view fat fetish website to help offset her $750 a week food habit–was all over local and network TV this week, as well as bombarding the blogosphere with images of her stuffing food into her enormous face, clad in bikinis and waddling from the kitchen table to the fridge. Why people find this tantalizing or amusing, I don’t know. But the irony of showcasing Donna during the same week First Lady Michelle Obama launched a national anti-obesity campaign has not eluded my cultural grasp.

I’m no conspiracy theorist ( my “adoration” for Glenn Beck not withstanding) but I find all this fat talk coming in the week running up to the premiere of Kirstie Alley’s new reality series, “Kirstie Alley’s Big Life” on Sunday night just a tad suspicious. Of course, the geniuses at ABC are hoping to pull a few reality show rubberneckers to the Mouse House with a sneak preview of “Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution” featuring the British chef re-heating the eating habits of an entire American town.

With so much food for thought, it’s hard to know from which end of the buffet table to start. Guess you just have to dig in. And the whole thing, frankly, is making me hungry. Good thing I’ve got a bag of M&Ms stashed in my desk drawer.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peas. And carrots. ( okay– who am I kidding– chocolate!)

aba

Tea for Who?

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March 17, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics

Looks like the Tea Party is running out of steam. While Freedom Works, Dick Armey’s group that fronts most of the movement offered an estimate of 1000-3000 at the anti-Health Reform rally Tuesday in Washington, the real number was probably 300 tops. Not to worry, the movement is still fueled by hot air–and that is never in short supply. Particularly in D.C.

Michelle Bachmann, the wackadoodle Minnesota congresswoman who never met a hyperbole or half truth she didn’t savor, told the crowd her favorite slogan (which was spotted at the more robust September rally) was: “Grandma’s Not Shovel Ready!” Classy, Michelle. And once again, she’s using fright wing propaganda to propagate that phony death panel business. Come on, even folks at these rallies are tired of that nonsense by now.

The most popular sign was one featuring President Obama crawling into a coffin with the slogan: “Kill the Bill!”

In an ironic aside, members of Congress were asked to greet the Tea Partiers in their offices and offer them “water, coffee and light snacks.” Hmmm…. you’d think someone would have thought about serving TEA to the Tea Party loyalists. Hey, all you’d have to do was boil the water since some of them wander around wearing enough tea bags to cater to a small army.

On a more serious note: the fright wing water carriers: Beck, Limbaugh and Malkin all mocked an eleven year old boy whose mom died after losing her health coverage. Seattle resident Marcelas Owens spoke at a rally, eloquently recounting his mom’s battle, and vowing to fight on for reform so “no other kid has to go through what I went through.” Malkin called the young man “the poster child for Dem Care.” Both Beck and Limbaugh decried the speech as a “sob story” and “PR stunt.” Remember these clowns also lambasted the family who came forward during the heated SCHIP debate back in 2007, with Malkin calling them “spoiled brats” and Limbaugh threatening to chase them down.

Limbaugh actually said,”To Marcelas Owens I’d say: you’re mother would still be dead, even if they pass Obama Care, because none of these things will go into effect until 2014.” Really, Rush? I doubt even you could be so cold and callous when talking with a young boy who tragically lost his 27 year old mother to pulmonary hypertension, a condition for which she probably could have received successful, life-saving treatment had she had the insurance coverage you find so reprehensible.

Beck, of course, retreated into the cozy confines of his usual conspiracy theories, noting that the kid’s grandma is — pardon the expression–a community organizer and flashed all sorts of socialist code words like “collective responsibility” and “true democracy” on the screen (guess his blackboard was on the fritz, or maybe he just didn’t feel like standing up). Still, can’t imagine what it must be like to be one of the myriad voices that occupy residence in his fascinating brain. Chaotic would be kind. I’m telling you: one of those voices is bound to escape one of these days. And land a gig on MSNBC. Now that should finally push the Beckster completely over the edge.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Goodbye, Love

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March 16, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Radio

I learned the sorry news of Ron Lundy’s passing from my former WGCH colleague, “Press Box” host Rob Adams. Radio Graffiti sends our condolences to Ron’s family and his many fans. The New York City DJ, one of my early faves on 77 WABC in the ’70’s and later in the 80’s on CBS FM, died Tuesday at his home in Mississippi. He was 75.

Ron was a big-hearted, big boss DJ who greeted each show with his famous tags: “Hello, Love” and showed his affection for his adopted city, “From the greatest city in the world.”

I remember curling up with my transistor listening intently to the great ’70’s Top 40 pop classics like “The Night Chicago Died,’ “Seasons in the Sun” and “Billy, Don’t be a Hero,” with Ron’s richly textured, friendly voice luring me into Marconi’s box as a young kid whose love affair with radio’s mysteries would later lead to a career as a DJ and talk show host.

Among the eclectic cadre of voices–from Cousin Brucie and Imus to Scott Muni and Alison Steele to acerbic talker Bob Grant– Ron Lundy’s ever-inviting friendly baritone beckons me back to those early, magical and impressionable years.

Goodbye, Love. Rest well.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Born to Bash

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March 15, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Radio, Social Issues/Trends

I don’t know what motivated him, but Glenn Beck finally got around to listening to Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the U.S.A.” Only twenty-six or so years after the post- Vietnam, Reagan era anthem’s release. And he’s shocked, shocked I tell you, that the song is a critical diatribe about those disenfranchised from the idyllic American dream. Give a listen to the rant he launched into on his radio show Monday:

Hey Glenn: Springsteen isn’t anti-American. He’s a true patriot, shedding light on injustices as he paints iconic musical pictures of the real American experience. I can only speak for myself, but I’ll take Bruce Springsteen’s honest lyrics and big hearted all American inclusiveness over Glenn Beck’s fright wing histrionics, which by the way, often feature a heavy handed bashing of our government.

And you bash The Boss at your own peril, Mr. Beck. I mean, it’s a little like dissing Oprah. Get ready for a Becklash.

Oh, and for the record, it doesn’t get any more patriotic–in the purest, non controversial sense of the word–than Woody Guthrie’s classic, “This Land is Your Land.” But I guess the Beckster hasn’t listened to that one yet. Don’t worry, he’ll get around to it in another sixty or so years.

Drive safe. Play nice. think peace.

aba

Hunter's Prey

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March 15, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Social Issues/Trends

Sorry, but Rielle Hunter, John Edward’s ex-mistress, who clearly still harbors fantasies of becoming his second wife, is spinning a tired story line. You know it by now: the one where the wronged wife is really the bitch who gets what’s coming to her. We’ve see in before. Somehow, the woman who gets cheated on is either a cold, frigid witch or a sap for standing by her sleaze bag of a man. The heroine’s name is interchangeable–Hillary, Silda, Elin–just like characters from a Danielle Steel novel. But the theme is the same. She either asked for it or she’s a fool for tolerating it. Somehow the man and his mistress(s) are not to blame.

Boring! And not buying it, this time, sister. Hunter, who’s all glammed up in the latest issue of “GQ” in a multi-page pictorial and article: “Hello,America My Name is Rielle Hunter,” proclaims her love for “Johnny” and their daughter Frances Quinn, while heaping blame for the now infamous “babygate” cover-up squarely into Elizabeth Edward’s lap. Her beloved Johnny, she contends, only ran for president because it fit into Elizabeth’s “storyline.” And he denied his “seriously spiritual connection” with Hunter and the paternity of their child because he feared Elizabeth’s “mighty wrath.”

Oh, and by the way, Rielle is not a “gold digger” or a “stalker.” So what if she seduced him with those two heavenly words, “You’re hot!” So what if she knew he was a famously married famous man? That doesn’t make her a skank. And–like Tiger’s trillion mistresses–the misunderstood faux videographer-really deserves an apology from that shrew Elizabeth. Not to mention Dave Mathews ( who had the audacity to laugh when he found out he figured into their fantasy wedding plans) And America at large.

I don’t care if everything she says about Elizabeth Edwards is true(and John Heilemann and Mark Halperin corroborate some of it in their gossipy bestseller “Game Change“) I think Elizabeth’s been through the mill and deserves some respect and privacy.

Oh, yeah, and I’m not sure who came up with the sexpot amid Muppet dolls photo spread. But it doesn’t exactly help dispel Rielle’s s image as a opportunistic man hunter.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Pulitzer, Schmulitzer!

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March 11, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: TV

Barbara Walters got her feisty on as she confronted Barry Levine, the Executive Editor of “The National Enquirer” on Thursday’s “The View.” The tabloid, infamous for its fast and loose checkbook journalism, has recently earned mainstream cred by breaking both the John Edwards and Tiger Woods scandals. The granddaddy of yellow journalism, which has a history of making up all sorts of unsubstantiated garbage about stars, is now vying for a Pulitzer Prize. Critics charge the tabloid’s practice of paying for stories–even if they turn out to be true–should prohibit the awarding of the coveted honor. Supporters, contend, however, that without “The Enquirer’s” efforts, both scandals–which eventually got play ( and play, and more play)in the mainstream media may never have been exposed.

Barbara was miffed because the tabloid recently ran an article stating that the TV titan was about to marry Oscar-nominated actor Frank Langella. “Total poppycock!” Barbara exclaimed. The pair–who are friends–are not romantically involved. And he certainly has not moved into her apartment as the article said. To make things more complicated, “View” co-host Whoopi Goldberg is Langella’s old flame. The article also said the couple got Whoopi’s blessing. Neither Whoopi or Walters ever got a confirmation call from the tabloid.

So much for the polygraphs ( Whoopi: “You need a new machine, baby!”) Levine claims all paid sources must submit to. Oh, and you gotta love his defense.”A lot of readers would love to see you marry again.”

Watch the exchange. I haven’t seen Barbara so passionate in ages. Great TV. But a Pulitzer for the “National Enquirer”? Think Pauly Shore can expect to collect an Oscar first.

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aba

Tickle Me Loco

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March 11, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics

Okay, I’ve been getting some flack for ignoring the Massa mess. Some folks think I won’t–pardon the expression– tackle it because Eric Massa, the (newly) former New York congressman is a Democrat. Not true. Radio Graffiti regulars and those who’ve followed me on the airwaves know, while I may lean to the left politically, I don’t spout any party line; and always call it like I see it. And when it’s deserved, I am a proponent of equal opportunity ridicule.

I haven’t addressed the Massa business until now simply because the “whole schlomoal–” as Massa calls it himself–is so bizarre. I don’t know what to make of it. I watched portions of both the Beck and King interviews and remain dumb-founded. Massa did achieve something few people have: he made Glenn Beck seem serene and even sane! Speaking in generalities that obviously annoyed Beck, Massa, had the cable star offer his audience an apology: “I have to level with you, America. I think I just wasted your time.”

Not really. Okay, so Massa had no specifics when it came to White House strong-arming, except that story about his naked shower room confrontation with Rahm Emanuel, which as it turns out, may in fact, be Massa’s fantasy. But he did whip out his old Naval yearbook and talked at absurd length about “groping” staffers and “tickling him until he couldn’t breath” about one guy during a 50th birthday celebration. Haven’t reached that milestone myself, but I have toasted a few people and they never engaged in that peculiar rite of middle age passage.

By the time Massa went on “Larry King Live” the “story” of his forced resignation changed again. So, whether Massa packed in his short stint in Congress because of ill health, or sexual harassment charges, or because the Dems wanted him out because he wasn’t signing on to Health Reform, no one knows for sure. But given the number of staffers and former Naval colleagues coming forward about his unorthodox rough and tumble horse play, I’ll take Door Number 2.

How will this affect the Democrats? That, too, remains up for grabs. Conservatives like Limbaugh and Beck were hoping it would crack open the Obama administration. Since the guy’s credibility seems to evaporate at a rate only matched by his implosion, that fright wing dream seems remote. But, hey, who knows what will fall out of Massa’s closet as the Congressional investigation and the guy’s mouth continue to run on? And on.

Think it’s time for Eric Massa to hit the Appalachian Trail. Or go on tour with The Village People.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Racist Rush

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March 10, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio

Just heard the news: Rush Limbaugh’s not moving to Costa Rica after all. Even if the Health Reform bill passes. The blowhard nixed the rumor on his radio show today, telling fans he’ll venture down to Costa Rica for treatment should he be forced into some U.S. government plan. What a crack up, considering CR has socialized medicine. already. And anyone who earns $320 million needn’t fret, even if he does smoke cigars and stuff his re-bloating face. The rich will always have easy access to the best care in the best country. Rush also let his toxic tongue take aim at NY Governor David Paterson, proving he’s as racist as ever. For more read my latest News Junkie Post piece. Digg, Tweet, comment… I mean if that’s your thing. And check out some other cool writers while you’re there:

Racist Rush:Radio Host’s Toxic Tongue Speaks Volumes | NEWS JUNKIE POST

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Ed Schultz Nails "The Hammer"

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March 09, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, TV

MSNBC’s Ed Schultz nailed “The Hammer,” Tom DeLay over comments the former House Majority Leader made on CNN’s “State of the Union” Sunday. DeLay-who in case you forgot–is still under indictment for alleged funny money business–told Candy Crowley unemployment extensions were dangerous because such a safety net only fuels a lazy citizenry. When a skeptical Crowley questioned that insensitive contention as “such a hard sell,” De Lay swatted the rebuff away like a pesky fly during a “Dancing with the Stars” rehearsal. “People in the real world know it.” he said.

Schultz also lambasted DeLay’s comments about Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi strong- arming Congress to push through Health Reform, pointing out that DeLay was infamous for holding up legislation and twisting arms. Hence the moniker:”The Hammer.” Talk about hypocritical “psycho talk.”

Think he’ll be motivated to apply for a gig in the prison laundry room? Just wondering.

By the way: Ed Schultz is rapidly becoming a real hero of the progressive movement, holding both Republicans AND Democrats feet to Washington’s political fire. And he’s got a cute “Ed Head” t-shirt, too.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba