Radio Rants: Dr. Laura Calls It Quits!

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August 14, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Radio, Social Issues/Trends

“You better listen to the voice of reason… you better do as you are told…. you better listen to the radio.” Elvis Costello

UPDATE: Dr. Laura is pulling the plug on her own syndicated show.

The hateful radio crone told Larry King Tuesday night that she’s ’s ending her syndicated run at year’s end when her contract with TRN expires. Not sure if she’s saving face. She claims the network wants her to stay on, that even in the wake of a MMFA proposed sponsor boycott–with Motel 6 already dropping out and NetFlix, Home Depot and OnStar reportedly “distancing themselves from the show”–Schlessinger claims to have added unnamed sponsors and five new affiliates.

She’ll storm the Internet instead, saying her “First Amendment rights have been usurped by angry, hateful special interest groups.” I suggest you immerse yourself in a remedial course on The Constitution. Yeah, the First Amendment affords you the right to say what you want without fear of government recriminations. By the way, it also gives other folks the right to criticize you. And it doesn’t prevent the free market place from taking its shekels and going home after you throw a racist cherry on top of decades’ worth of hateful diatribes.

Love it when the fright wingers re-interpret The Constitution for their convenience. Doubt she’ll study up. It’ll be easier to just teach a course on the First Amendment at Beck U.
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Well, the fools who occupy the most powerful perches on the radio did anything but anesthetize the way a lot of folks felt this week. Rush and Savage served up their usual racist rants. But the biggest offender, of course, was Dr. Laura who dumped a toxic litany — 11 ‘N’ bombs in under 5 minutes!–over the airwaves. You can read more about the shocking display of inherent racism and cultural hyper-insensitivity in my latest NJP opinion piece. Dr. Laura’s Racist Rant: Why Is This Woman Still On The Air? | NEWS JUNKIE POST Join the lively conversation. Tweets, diggs, stumbles & facebook links always appreciated.

By the way, in case I didn’t make it clear: using the “N” Word is unacceptable under any circumstances. In my opinion. I know it’s a controversial topic among blacks and many comedians like Chris Rock and Whoopi Goldberg think using it is a way of reclaiming it and diffusing its negative power. As African-Americans, that’s their choice. And if, as artists, they think using the word can enhance their work and underscore their intentions, so be it. But for obvious reasons, it is NEVER acceptable for a white person to use it!

I happen to be in the multi-racial camp that finds the word offensive in the extreme, riddled with a heritage of violence and discrimination. Frankly, I think all prejudiced epithets are destructive. but I am also an artist, and know sometimes you have to walk a fine line and hang over a dangerous edge to create work that may actually change hearts and minds. But words have power and before we use them we have to ask some serious questions. Not only about our intent, but also the possible reactions.

Dr. Laura never gave her language a single thought. But it wasn’t just the use of the “N” word that has folks boiling. Her whole rant was laced with condescension and generalizations. She blathered on about discarding “Black Think” and opined people should finally stop their whining about racism because we have a black president. She also thinks she’s hip and open-minded because she plays basketball with her black bodyguard.

“Goodness gracious me,” this chick’s one radioactive, racist cliche.

Drive safe. play nice. Think peace.

aba

VIDEO: Loveless Marriage Ban

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August 05, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Social Issues/Trends

Breaking News: The Onion News Network reports the controversy surrounding a Minnesota law that would ban loveless marriages.


New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don’t Love Each Other

If this movement spreads throughout the country, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will be the last happily married couple standing. Oh, wait, they’re not married. Come on people: we gotta fight for our right to bicker and berate!

Drive safe. Play nice. Throw rice.

aba

America’s Culture War: The Abortion Battle Rages On

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August 04, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Movies, Social Issues/Trends

I had a queasy flashback watching the new HBO documentary, “12 & Delaware.” It took me back a few years to a heated radio discussion featuring a pair of zealots from Operation Rescue. The takeaway from that conversation was a sense that the cultural chasm that divides pro-life and pro-choice was virtually impossible to breach. These people, all true believers, are immutable in their belief that they are on a crusade to save unborn souls. Nothing you can say will alter their unshakable commitment.

I respect people with different opinions, but in what they perceive as a battle between good an evil, darkness and light, many of these people will do whatever they deem necessary, And unfortunately, we’ve seen the violent trail of the misguided actions of a deranged few. While most pro-life activists do not condone or advocate violence, listening to the rhetoric and observing the tactics, it’s easy to see how an atmosphere of extreme action is fostered. Remember these people view abortion as murder. If you saw someone try to commit murder before your eyes what would you do to stop them?

Read more in my NJP review. “12 & Delaware”: America’s Abortion Battle Takes To The Street In New Doc | NEWS JUNKIE POST

It’s a heavy one, kids. But this is an important film that brings the issue home in a very personal and compelling way.

Drive safe. play nice. Think peace.

aba

Prison Docs: From Inside Out

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July 15, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Movies, New Media, Social Issues/Trends


Can a movie change the world? Omar Broadway, a brash prisoner with a hip-hop swagger to match his name, smuggled a camera into Northern State Prison in New Jersey-one of the country’s toughest prisons. A few years later-with the help of his mom, a professional documentary filmmaker, and maybe a few errant guards–the movie based on the raw footage he and his cellie Buddy Randoolph shot in 2004–has been shown at the Tribeca Film Festival and featured on HBO. Read more in my latest NJP review:
Omar Broadway Film: Prison Through An Insider’s Lens | NEWS JUNKIE POST

And, hey, would it kill you to tweet, digg &/or comment? BTW: for those who insist I’m a paid HBO shill ( I’d wish you’d alert the cable outlet, because for some reason my imaginary checks seem to be perpetually lost in th mail), I’m happy to report you can track it down on DVD, too.

Prison Valley,” the brainchild of a pair of French filmmakers, started as a web slide show, evolved into an interactive ( and sometimes technically frustrating) interactive web documentary, and now may be coming to a big –or small–screen near you. Stay tuned for details. For a sneak peak check out the PV web site. I’ll warn you, it’s very time-consuming, but worth the trip through a Colorado community in which prison has infused both the local economy and culture. A fascinating, frustrating, sad sign of our times. Prison is one America’s surest business bets. An industry like undertaking, that never seems to have a slow season.

There’s got to be a better way America. Let’s think of something.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

The Beckster Nails MSNBC

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July 09, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Social Issues/Trends, TV

Lindsay Lohan had one of those weeks. Not only did the entitled, drug-addled, oldest looking 24 year old starlet in Hollywood history get slammed with a 90 day jail sentence, followed by 90 more in lock-down drug rehab, her beleaguered lawyer finally tossed in the towel. Then Lilo–who had the audacity to show up in court pre-sentencing with a special message for the judge etched on her fingernails–started ranting on Twitter about her unfair “tortuous treatment” and compared herself to an Iranian woman sentenced to death by stoning.

Hey, Lindsay, just like driving under the influence, tweeting while stoned can get you in trouble.

And the hits keep on coming. Thursday, Glenn Beck revealed that the two unhinged stars share the same manicurist. Watch the latest over-the-top performance from Lonesome Rhodes:

The tears, Glenn, you always get me with the tears. Really, no one can pour on the melodramatic waterworks like The Beckster. But it would be fun to watch Limbag or Bill O give it a try.

Okay, he’s right about the ratings–Fox News continues to control a dominate swath of the cable “news” audience. Bill O is #1, followed by Hannity and Beck. It’s a sorry, but verifiable stat. Still, as we all know, most people aren’t watching any cable news shows. “Dog the Bounty Hunter,” wrestling and “Gene Simmons Family Jewels” have more viewers. And that says just as much about the state of our culture as the Fox News ratings. And high ratings don’t always mean high quality. In fact, the inverse is frequently true. So while we can’t argue with the numbers, we can make a case against the mean-spirited, misinformed hysteria that Glenn Beck oozes nightly.

Surely Beck’s televised shenanigans warrant a stint behind bars. If ever a guy was guilty of low crimes and misdemeanors, it’s the Beckster.

Where’s Judge Judy when you need her?

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Hot Dog, We’re Stupid With Competitive Stupidity

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July 05, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Social Issues/Trends


Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest, is the sort of annual gluttonous spectacle mock doc maestro Christopher Guest and his merry band of mischievous improvisers could really sink their teeth into. The hoopla surrounding the traditional fattening fest replete with a live ESPN broadcast billed as the “Super Bowl of Competitive Eating,” pushes the old “truth is stranger than fiction” axiom to the brink of parody.

Contestants–most have racked up street eat cred in various other contests including fried asparagus, clams, chicken wings and cheesecake-have nicknames like Crazy Legs, The Shredder and Eater X. And this year there was a cloud of controversy hovering over the out-sized epicurean event. A past champ, Takeru Kobayashi, who had pulled out of the event citing a contractual impasse with Major League Eating ( yeah, it’s a real league!), showed up in the crowd and after reigning champion Joey Chestnut won his fourth consecutive Mustard Belt, stormed the podium. Hauled in by the cops, he was later released sporting a “Free Kobi” t-shirt, a sign the incident was a well-planned publicity stunt.

I don’t get competitive eating. Why would anyone want to stuff their face with a week’s worth of calories in ten minutes? And why would other fools want to watch? Why are broadcasters celebrating a guy whose quick caloric intake surpasses Michael Phelps’ daily intake? Why is any of this nonsense sanctioned, especially in an era in which the First Lady has mounted a national mission against our increasingly grave obesity problem? As an aside, I should note my amazed discovery: with rare exceptions, the competitive eaters appeared to be slim and remarkably fit. They apparently train for this business. Still, you’ve got to wonder just what they do backstage after the competition is over.

Nathan’s, Heinz and Pepto-Bismal were the sponsors. And along with the coveted Mustard Belt, they collectively forked over $20K to Mr. Chestnut for his downing 54 hot dogs and 54 buns in ten minutes. Hardly a record breaker, the champ –who sucked down 68 last year–blamed the modest showing on the weather. At 96 degrees with 65% humidity high noon on Coney Island never felt so hot.

And Eating isn’t the only Competitive Stupidity these days. Politics has become an increasing stupid spectator sport. The reigning champ has to be Sarah Palin, who has turned quitting into a profit making enterprise. For every Malaprop or nugget of misinformation, the GOP’s Annie Oakley hits the jackpot. She’s even gotten her progeny in on the act, with her eldest daughter–the chick who had the kid out of wedlock and before high school graduation–making money every time she sings the praises of abstinence. Hey, nice work if you can get it. Sarah’s Sorry Sisters in Retro Republican Thought Michele Bachmann, Jan Brewer, Sue Lowden and Sharon Angle have all placed at various Tea Party Events. Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Savage lead the glutted group in the Media Misinformation category.

Hey, we’re stupid with Competitive Stupid. Still, I’m looking for a category within which I could shine. If they had, for instance, Competitive Kvetching, I know I could whine and bitch my way into the big bucks. Ah, forget it. They’d never offer a big enough pay-out. How about Competitive Unsolicited Advice-giving. I know that could be my winning event. If only someone would ask. Okay, now I’ve got it. Competitive Procrastination. I’d be a sure winner. That is, of course, if I ever got around to signing up.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Red, Hot & Blue American Dreams

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July 04, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Social Issues/Trends

As we celebrate the big, bold dreams that fuel the American psyche, let’s also embrace all the hard work it takes to realize our aspirations. And revel in the serendipitous detours along the way.

Today, I am reminded of the radio hiatus ( not my idea) that landed me in a classroom teaching ESL to adult immigrants. I recommend the experience ( check your local area for literacy volunteer programs) to everyone, especially those skeptical of recent immigrants. Just spending a few hours with these hard-working folks as they struggle to master a new language, apply for jobs, college, citizen tests will dispel so many of the myths of the lazy, scheming interloper looking to siphon off services and live off the fat of the American land. Most of the people I worked with epitomize the immigrant stories many of our grandparents or great grandparents exemplified. Proud and hard working, they’re not looking for handouts, just help as they assimilate into our grand tapestry.

Happy Birthday, America. It’s time to leave our divisions in the the ditch and dance on our fertile common ground. Let us rejoice in all the principles that unite us, while celebrating the glory of our rugged individualism.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

American Wanderlust

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July 03, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Social Issues/Trends

If we have to choose between trains, planes and automobiles, most Americans would hit the road in our cars. The lure of the open road, the freedom of our own vehicle going in our own time at our own speed epitomizes America’s independent spirit. That traveler’s creed has also contributed to our national addiction to oil, leaving us in our current vulnerable state.

We are getting better with mass transit, but I doubt we will ever entirely shed our desire to hit the open road on our own terms. Ironically,Simon & Garfunkel’s classic “America,” finds young lovers exploring the country via a Greyhound bus, which easily ranks lowest among this wanderer’s list of transit choices. I’ll take the romanticism of the train over the bus any day.

Still nothing beats riding in a car–a bright red ‘57 Chevy or a ‘68 bright yellow VW bug– with the top down, a tanned young man in the passenger seat and the radio blaring Springsteen.

Hey, wherever you go this holiday weekend, take it easy and take some time to celebrate everything that makes America so beautiful, bewildering and buoyant.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

American Defiance

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July 02, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Social Issues/Trends

It’s that true blue rebel spirit that is our American birthright. Whether born here or immigrants, all who toil on American soil fight to carve out our own version of the American dream. And that includes our right–our duty–to speak up and out on injustice. As we celebrate our nation’s birthday, let’s be grateful for all the gifts and opportunities America has bestowed upon us and fearless in our pursuit to make it a safer, brighter, more welcoming place for all.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

School’s Out: Beck Head Ed

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June 23, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio, Social Issues/Trends

Americans are already lagging behind academically. As if those new Texas text book revisions weren’t enough to set us even further back, Glenn Beck wants in. Yep, that crazy-spewing, money-making one man propaganda machine thinks the public school system should be abolished. That’s right, do away with one of the cornerstones of America’s promise of opportunity and advancement. Why? Well, the Beckster says “from dawn until dusk we’re being indoctrinated.” All that socialist mumbo jumbo, I guess, filling little ears with wacky concepts about absurd things like evolution and slavery.

What’s the gasbag propose in it stead? Nothing. Well, maybe private school vouchers so people like Pat Robertson and Tony Perkins can “indoctrinate” kids the right way. Or home schooling. Yeah, prop the kids up in front of the wireless and let them suck up all the wisdom and conspiracy theories from this paranoid, shrieking misinforminator.

Time to kick the Beckster out of class. No remediation will help. For you, Glenn, school is out. Forever!

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Still Spinning Those “Blah Blah Blah” BP Blues

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June 15, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Social Issues/Trends

Yeah I was outraged when I read yesterday that BP “operators” are actually writing “Blah, blah, blah,” as they enter comments and complaints in the oil giant’s computer data base of questions and gripes. The fact that some of these people are openly admitting such callous behaviour speaks volumes. About the culture of corporate greed and indifference within which we seem to be destined to sink deeper than the depths of the seemingly endless Gulf oil spill.
Read more–and WATCH a short MUST SEE film about the folks suffering on the front lines–in my NJP piece.

Video: Anyone Still Buying BP’s Spin? | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Tweets, Diggs, comments always appreciated.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

VIDEO: Robertson Plays “Sexist” Dear Abby

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June 14, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Social Issues/Trends, TV

Pat Robertson had been floating so below the cultural radar, I almost forgot about his outrageous comments about Haiti. While his latest bout of sexist foot-in-mouth disease is not as serious a breach of human decency, it is another startling example of the bigoted preacher’s out-dated and dangerous views.

In some kind of mail-bag segment, his “700 Club” co-host reads a viewer letter, seeking advice about a hubby with an annoying wandering eye. Watch the crazy exchange and ridiculous advice Robertson doles out.

The thought bubble over the co-host’s head: “Dear God, why can’t you get me a gig on ‘Inside Edition’ or the local news?” So sorry, Dear Heart, but I think it’s time for the geezer preacher to pack it in. Enough of an affirmation for your long overdo retirement, Pat?

Drive safe. Play nice. Think 1986.

aba

Plea Deals

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June 08, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Books, Social Issues/Trends

Thanks Radio Graffiti fans for maxing out the comment section on the “Doing Time“post. I appreciate the passionate and interesting commentary from myriad points of view. I think Molly, Liz and others who’ve suggested an RG Book Club may be on to something.

Okay, I’ve heard your arguments–and there were lots of them–but I stand by my review of “Orange is the New Black.” It’s a compelling story, told with a compassionate and surprisingly funny voice. That’s enough for me. I don’t know Piper Kerman and can’t vouch for her character–quite frankly, that’s not my job ( or yours). But wow, we’ve got a bunch of Judge Judies tagging along for the RG ride. And for those who’ve hurled harsh judgements against the author– and this reader– I’m not sure where all that vitriol is emanating from. It’s hard not to empathize with Piper, and her travails even though she caused her own plight. Ever made a mistake? Granted hers was a whopper, but she was young and reckless and paid a heavy price. Even though the most reckless thing I ever did in my early twenties was ditch grad school for my first full time radio gig ( thank God, they can’t lock you up for everything), I know good people can do bad things. And I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Of course, I’m neither privy to nor concerned about her motivations for writing the book. If she’s merely trying to cash in on a hot story as some cynics have suggested, more power to her. Is she spinning it to make herself look good–or at least less bad? No doubt. It’s a memoir. And besides being–as my agent constantly reminds me–the hot, hot genre of the day– this most personal form is inherently unreliable. It is a personal story, written from memory and told from one person’s point of view. We create our own mythology, tell ourselves our own stories in ways we can live with.

Whatever Piper Kerman’s motivations, I applaud her for telling this story. As a writer and teacher/coach, I know just how difficult it is to birth a book, how much courage it takes to tell one’s own story, especially such a painful one. Piper could have left it all behind as she walked out of that last dingy prison with a relatively small group of people aware of her crime and incarceration. For good or ill, she will now forever be tethered to this experience, this story. A story that by the way, transcends her personal journey, and offers colorful and loving portraits of the women she did her time with while it raises questions about criminal sentencing, punishment and rehabilitation in this country. For what it’s worth, she also seems to have carved out a niche as an advocate for judicial and prison reform. That, in itself, speaks to redemption.

So I’m still recommending “Orange is the New Black.” If you missed the first round of hoopla, check out my NJP article. Postcards From America’s Abyss: Brave, Funny Prison Memoir Sheds Light On Broken System | NEWS JUNKIE POST And you can read the slew of opinions in the “Doing Time” post.

For those willing to give it a chance, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised. And I’d be delighted to hear your thoughts. For everyone else, case closed.

Oh, and I can’t wait to hear what you guys have to say about John Waters’ “Role Models.”

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Supreme Jitters

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June 04, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Social Issues/Trends


I don’t know about you, but I’m getting a little queasy about the Kagan nomination. Given that she supports the latest razor thin 5-4 SCOTUS decision to loosen the Miranda warning to remain silent, I’m thinking this is a harbinger of things to come. Another Obama disappointment? Maybe he should have swung for the fences and gone for a true liberal. Time will tell. And we’ll most certainly have a lot of that with Kagan on the big bench. Read more about this latest swipe at rights in my new NJP piece. Hey, please take a minute to tweet, digg and comment. Always appreciated. And we’ve got other cool writers and provocative articles to check out, too.

Shut Up, But Speak Up First: SCOTUS Erodes Miranda | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Fergie’s Folly

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June 01, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Social Issues/Trends, TV

Elmo. Bob Dole. Fergie. What do these three cultural icons have in common? A peculiar penchant for referring to themselves in the third person.

Sarah Ferguson, the trendy, big time spendy Duchess of York confessed–or spun–all to America’s de facto therapist, Oprah Winfrey. Just why, oh, why did Fergie try to sell access to ex-hubby Prince Andrew, the British business envoy and an heir to the throne? Needed cash. Obviously. But she started spinning pretty early, claiming at first the original asking price 38K was for a friend in desperate straights. Then it was the booze and exhaustion that fueled Fergie to up the ante, impulsively asking for another 500K. Okay, everyone knows about Fergie’s deluxe debt problems.

Not too many of us were aware of her deep problems or crafty ability to spin herself some sympathy votes. About four minutes in–right after watching the sting tape and sighing, “I feel sorry for her, you knew we were in for a real show. Yep, Fergie in a trippy, bordering on creepy way often referred to herself in the third person, talking about “poor little Sarah” losing herself, etc. She rattled off a litany of losses that capsized her personal–and presumably financial–foundation to its core. Diana, her mother, her best friend all dead, leaving her adrift in a royal sea of bad choices and uncontrollable spending.

Wow. I am sympathetic to people with psychological issues. But such breakdowns are best dealt with in the privacy of a therapist’s office. And though we’ve been listening to people–famous or otherwise–confess all in a cathartic attempt to save face, image or even soul on shows from “Donahue” to “Dr. Phil“, it doesn’t make it healthy for either the participant or the audience.

For what it’s worth, Fergie fared better than Reille Hunter on the “Oprah” hot seat. At least she showed what appeared to be genuine contrition. And with all her faults, gaffes and public displays of foolery, Fergie is affable. And such likability usually translates into public forgiveness. And that can lead to lucrative book projects and speaking engagements.

And if all else fails, Fergie would be a natural for Reality TV. Move over Countess, there’s a new “Real Housewife of NYC” in town. Those words should send the Bravo brain trust into multiple orgasms.

Drive safe. Play nice. think peace.

aba

Video: Prine’s Folk Poem for a Broken Veteran

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May 31, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Politics, Social Issues/Trends

John Prine, the legendary folk poet offers a beautiful portrait of a struggling veteran. “With a purple heart and a monkey on his back,” Sam Stone fights his way back on the Home Front. So sweet and so sad. Whatever your political leanings, remember to thank service men and women and veterans for their service and sacrifices.

Drive safe. Play nice Think peace.

aba

American Idle & A Royal Flush

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May 26, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Social Issues/Trends, TV

The “Say No” Repubs are threatening to put the kibosh on unemployment extensions again. Short-sighted, of course, as those bennies could come in handy when some of them hit the pavement next year. Yeah, yeah, I know all about the ensuing GOP upswing. Guess, I’m just not buying it. I also don’t see how folks –even Republicans–can believe some of these low to no government types blaming Obama for the Gulf oil spill. Now they want the government to take control. Convenient, don’t you think?

Anyway, financial stress is not just an American malady. The price of excess has caught up with the spendy trendy Duchess of York. The Royals are surely spinning again over the latest scandal that finds Fergie caught on tape in a News of the World sting promising entree to her ex-hubby Prince Andrew, Britain’s business envoy. Doesn’t look good, of course but while it’s tawdry, apparently nothing illegal about such a cash for cache deal. While she remains mum, Andy’s mum the Queen is no doubt miffed and may strip Fergie of her title. Let’s hope not. I think the Duchess should move to NYC and sign on for a reality show. She’d fit in as smoothly as clotted cream at high tea with that spoiled and wacky bunch on “The Real Housewives of NYC.” Move over, Luann. A Duchess–even a dethroned one–trumps a divorced Countess. Even one with a tacky disco rap tune.

As for our obsession with crowing celebrity royalty on this side of the Pond,”American Idol” wraps up tonight with a two hour finale that should crown Crystal Bowersox. The early favorite, she had been faltering in the last few weeks. Looked like it was Lee DeWyze’s title to lose. And sorry to say ( I am a Lee booster as well as a Crystal fan) but he did just that. And Crystal nailed all three of her songs. She wants it big time. She’s ready. And he sort of choked. Still he’s got a great, soulful rock voice and low-key presence, and will surely get to leave the paint fumes behind and score a record deal. But Crystal should win the well-deserved title. Not that it’s done all that much for Reuben, Fantasia or Taylor Hicks. And not winning didn’t hurt Daughtry, Jennifer Hudson or Adam Lambert.

I know, I know, for someone who said she wasn’t getting involved, I sure sound invested. By the way, for fans of “Watching TV with Mom,” she’s backing out of the finale. “What do I need with two hours of noise? You watch it, then call me up and say ‘Crystal won.’ I don’t need to waste my time with music I’m not crazy about and all that crazy hair and clothes.” Okay, Mom. “And you said they get makeovers? When? When they’re not on anymore. What good will that do me?” Well, it is a fair question, I guess.

Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll watch, so you won’t have to.

Drive safe. play nice. Think peace.

aba

Happy Birthday, Bob Dylan

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May 24, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Social Issues/Trends

If a simple twist of fate finds you stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again, just hum a few lines from Dylan’s “Subterranean Homesick Blues” and you’ll be blowin’ in that cool wind. “Hurricane” is one of his classics. And it brought attention to an infamous injustice, imprisoning Reuben “Hurricane” Carter for a crime he didn’t commit. Music can help. In so many ways.

Happy 69th, Zimmy. Thanks for all the great music.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Texas Text Book Massacre

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May 22, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Social Issues/Trends

Even if you’re not from Texas, the Lone Star State’s dopey new text book modifications may find their way into your local classrooms. The state publishes more text books than any other, so what is printed in Texas surely won’t stay there. Among changes: Separation of church and state is out, Jefferson Davis is in. At least the didn’t vote to change the name of the Slave Trade to the proposed “Atlantic Triangular Trade.” That one was a little too hard to swallow even in Texas.

But while they boast Bush, Perry and the most executions in the nation, Texas also has given us great music from folks like Nanci Griffith, Darden Smith, the Dixie Chicks and Lyle Lovett. Good with the bad, kids. There’s always some sort of silver lining. Even hidden under a ten gallon hat.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Doing Time

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May 18, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Books, Social Issues/Trends, TV

The closest thing I came to doing a prison stretch was being hauled off during a radio charity “Jail ‘n’ Bail.” That pretty much consisted of sitting around a cozy restaurant downing Diet Cokes while dialing up friends and co-workers for the “bail money” that would benefit the March of Dimes. Did get to have my mug shot taken with a old-timey black and white striped jailbird uniform draped over my clothes.

After reading Piper Kerman’s moving and funny memoir, “Orange is the New Black,” I hope to continue to elude the authorities. Doing time–even at a minimum security federal camp-is as Piper’s pal Pop says–”nothin’ nice.” Read more in my latest NJP review. And you’ve got to read this book. While I have a few literary quibbles with Piper’s back story and the shadowy cast of her “outside” supporting cast ( sorry, but are those in-laws for real?), the story of Piper’s prison journey and the women she meets is told with such love, compassion and humor. It’s a true tour de force. Read it and tell me what you think.

Postcards From America’s Abyss: Brave, Funny Prison Memoir Sheds Light On Broken System | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Wonder if Bernie Kerrick, NYC’s disgraced former top cop–who just surrendered to a federal facility in Maryland–took it along as bedtime reading.

POP-O-RAMA

Speaking of doing time–or avoiding it–Woody Allen says “Roman Polanski’s paid his dues.” Sorry, but isn’t that a little like Oprah saying Kirstie Alley’s lost enough weight? Come on, people, if Polanksi wasn’t a famous director would there really be any debate? Do the time, Roman. Get it over with, and get on with your life. And Woody, you might want to stay out of it. Heard from Mia lately?

The blogs are abuzz: tonight’s “Judges’ Choice” on “Idol” and there’s talk of Simon picking a tough tune for Lee so his fave Crystal will win. Hmm.. could backfire, Tune in. I always said it would come down to Lee and Crystal. And front-runner’s often fall. Remember last year, Adam Lambert was the one to beat. And Kris Allen did just that. Year before, Archie was the favorite. Who won? David Cook. Just sayin’. Don’t crown Crystal yet. BTW: in case you’re keeping score, I’d be happy either way. They’re both good. Casey, too. They’ve got a more talented final three than they’ve had in years. Guess that explains the tumbling ratings!

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

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