Radio Rants: Dr. Laura Calls It Quits!

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August 14, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Radio, Social Issues/Trends

“You better listen to the voice of reason… you better do as you are told…. you better listen to the radio.” Elvis Costello

UPDATE: Dr. Laura is pulling the plug on her own syndicated show.

The hateful radio crone told Larry King Tuesday night that she’s ’s ending her syndicated run at year’s end when her contract with TRN expires. Not sure if she’s saving face. She claims the network wants her to stay on, that even in the wake of a MMFA proposed sponsor boycott–with Motel 6 already dropping out and NetFlix, Home Depot and OnStar reportedly “distancing themselves from the show”–Schlessinger claims to have added unnamed sponsors and five new affiliates.

She’ll storm the Internet instead, saying her “First Amendment rights have been usurped by angry, hateful special interest groups.” I suggest you immerse yourself in a remedial course on The Constitution. Yeah, the First Amendment affords you the right to say what you want without fear of government recriminations. By the way, it also gives other folks the right to criticize you. And it doesn’t prevent the free market place from taking its shekels and going home after you throw a racist cherry on top of decades’ worth of hateful diatribes.

Love it when the fright wingers re-interpret The Constitution for their convenience. Doubt she’ll study up. It’ll be easier to just teach a course on the First Amendment at Beck U.
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Well, the fools who occupy the most powerful perches on the radio did anything but anesthetize the way a lot of folks felt this week. Rush and Savage served up their usual racist rants. But the biggest offender, of course, was Dr. Laura who dumped a toxic litany — 11 ‘N’ bombs in under 5 minutes!–over the airwaves. You can read more about the shocking display of inherent racism and cultural hyper-insensitivity in my latest NJP opinion piece. Dr. Laura’s Racist Rant: Why Is This Woman Still On The Air? | NEWS JUNKIE POST Join the lively conversation. Tweets, diggs, stumbles & facebook links always appreciated.

By the way, in case I didn’t make it clear: using the “N” Word is unacceptable under any circumstances. In my opinion. I know it’s a controversial topic among blacks and many comedians like Chris Rock and Whoopi Goldberg think using it is a way of reclaiming it and diffusing its negative power. As African-Americans, that’s their choice. And if, as artists, they think using the word can enhance their work and underscore their intentions, so be it. But for obvious reasons, it is NEVER acceptable for a white person to use it!

I happen to be in the multi-racial camp that finds the word offensive in the extreme, riddled with a heritage of violence and discrimination. Frankly, I think all prejudiced epithets are destructive. but I am also an artist, and know sometimes you have to walk a fine line and hang over a dangerous edge to create work that may actually change hearts and minds. But words have power and before we use them we have to ask some serious questions. Not only about our intent, but also the possible reactions.

Dr. Laura never gave her language a single thought. But it wasn’t just the use of the “N” word that has folks boiling. Her whole rant was laced with condescension and generalizations. She blathered on about discarding “Black Think” and opined people should finally stop their whining about racism because we have a black president. She also thinks she’s hip and open-minded because she plays basketball with her black bodyguard.

“Goodness gracious me,” this chick’s one radioactive, racist cliche.

Drive safe. play nice. Think peace.

aba

Rush To Republican Insensitivity

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July 20, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio


I’m so weary of blogging about the Grand Pooh Bah. Really, but sometimes his insensitivity, his transparency is so glaring, I feel obligated to shine a hideous, crackly fluorescent light on it. On Tuesday’s bloviation fest, Limbag railed against extending unemployment insurance, calling hard-working American job seekers in the the midst of the worst economic plight since the Great Depression, “Welfare recipients, ” and admonishing his ditto heads and subjects in the GOP, “We can’t make hay out of this?”

Wow. Shouldn’t surprise us. After all, Rush is only showing the grubby Republican hand. They’d rather let American families languish, inch closer to foreclosure, bankruptcy and yes, maybe even welfare, than do the moral thing. It’s all about undermining Obama and the Dems. For those who like GOP strategist Karen Hanratty, who shrug it off as “the way it works,” claiming Republicans need not offer any actual solutions, just hold the line at their never ending No, I say shame on you. Politics as usual in a time of crisis is not only cynical it is immoral, and quite frankly un-American.

Wouldn’t vote for any of these clowns if they paid me. Of course in order to do that, they’d have to create some sort of a bogus job. And even those fake, cronyism gigs aren’t good for their bid to takeover Congress. It’ll be funny–in a tragic sort of way–to see the GOP figure out what to do with the tattered ball once it’s back in their court.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Race Card Roulette: Rush & Fox Play Dangerous Hands

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July 13, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio, TV


That sour racist rant never gets old with Limbag. On Tuesday’s show he questioned “Michele My Belle–” as he likes to call the First Lady and her speech to the NAACP. She called on Blacks to “intensive their efforts” in charitable efforts. Somehow Rush decoded this as a secret call to arms to The New Black Panther Party. Really, ditto heads it would be easier to just hit your heads against the wall. Less painful.

Speaking of racially charged rants, the anti-Obama brigade over at Fox News won’t be happy until they’ve whipped the country up into some sort of race war. Read more in my latest NJP entry, featuring a riveting, cringe-worthy video segment from Tuesday’s midday misinformation fest with Megyn Kelly.

VIDEO: Fox News Flip Out Over Black Panther Voter Case | NEWS JUNKIE POST

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Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Limbag, Spitzer & The Sleaze Factor

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June 24, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio, TV

The gentleman from Washington scores a few points. And gains some friends.

“Ask yourself: when is the last time that Rush Limbaugh missed a meal.” Want fries with that toxic tongue, Rush?

Over at CNN, the former only game in town cable giant is going down that easy, sleazy street. Yep, just signed Eliot “the Luv Gov” Spitzer to co-host an 8 pm talk show. Guess the honchos figured to fight Bill O, they had to go for broke. Not a classy move and one I fear won’t solve the outlet’s woes. Read more in my NJP piece.
Spitzer’s Prize: CNN Takes Easy, Sleazy Way Into Ratings Race | NEWS JUNKIE POST

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Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

School’s Out: Beck Head Ed

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June 23, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio, Social Issues/Trends

Americans are already lagging behind academically. As if those new Texas text book revisions weren’t enough to set us even further back, Glenn Beck wants in. Yep, that crazy-spewing, money-making one man propaganda machine thinks the public school system should be abolished. That’s right, do away with one of the cornerstones of America’s promise of opportunity and advancement. Why? Well, the Beckster says “from dawn until dusk we’re being indoctrinated.” All that socialist mumbo jumbo, I guess, filling little ears with wacky concepts about absurd things like evolution and slavery.

What’s the gasbag propose in it stead? Nothing. Well, maybe private school vouchers so people like Pat Robertson and Tony Perkins can “indoctrinate” kids the right way. Or home schooling. Yeah, prop the kids up in front of the wireless and let them suck up all the wisdom and conspiracy theories from this paranoid, shrieking misinforminator.

Time to kick the Beckster out of class. No remediation will help. For you, Glenn, school is out. Forever!

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Audio: Limbaugh’s Salty Saga

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April 27, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio

If it’s a dumb law it’s a dumb law. Even some GOP honchos and commentators have distanced themselves from the controversial and scary Arizona immigration bill. But not the Grand Poo bah. Oh, no, instead Rush Limbaugh tried to compare the bill to Obama’s proposed ban on salt–which by the way– is a figment of the misinforminator’s one-sided imagination. He’s whipping the ditto heads into another frenzy, warning that Obama and his socialist regime are trying to insinuate themselves into “every nook and cranny” of their lives.

Not good. Unless, of course,it’s the GOP clamping down on people who “might look like illegal immigrants” or women who want control over their own uteruses.

The salt thing, in case anyone cares, isn’t true. What Obama is proposing is warning labels regarding sodium content. This is far less reaching, by the way, than the “voluntary” salt limitations New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg ( a reformed Repub–turned indie–) has successfully cajoled local and national restaurant chains into adhering to.

But why let those pesky facts get in the way of a rabid rant. Right, Rush?

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Imus Rising

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April 07, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Radio, TV

Got into it with a radio fan the other day. All I did was confess my on-again, off-again, on-again love affair with Don Imus. And boy,did I get an irate earful. I know the I-Man is an acquired taste and he’s made his fair share of offensive comments. But the guy’s not in the same category with Limbag and the Beckster. No party water carrier, Imus is a one of a kind talent who takes on all comers. And yeah, he even admits his failings. For more read my latest News Junkie Post piece:
Imus Rising: Radio Rebel Is No Fright Wing Firebrand Please Tweet, Digg, comment… if that’s your thing. While you’re there, check out a slew of other interesting and provocative articles, too.

Drive safe. Play nice. think peace.

aba

Obama Takes on Rush & Beck

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April 02, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio


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So we know fright wing firebrands aren’t that into Obama. And the feeling is mutual.

Obama doesn’t go for all the hype. He didn’t buy all the accolades after the inauguration, and he’s not giving in to the fright wing vitriol that dominates talk radio. Calling out both the Beckster and Limbag during an interview with Harry Smith on “The Early Show,” the Prez said he finds the hate speak troublesome, but believes most Americans don’t share such extreme views

Obama’s cool demeanor will only infuriate these media thugs even more. Watch them ratchet up the rhetoric. It may work for ratings. For a while, anyway. But the act, blowhards, is getting tired. Time to think about packing up all that gold you’ve been hoarding and move to an undisclosed monastery. One that requires a vow of silence.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

The End Of The World As We Know it?

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March 23, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Politics, Radio

If you listen to the fright wingers, the sky is falling on The United States of Soviet Socialist America. But what’s really changed? Kirtsie Alley’s trying to lose weight again. Kate Gosselin is “dancing” through her fifteen famous minutes of overtime. The Octomom is in foreclosure. Oh, yeah, and my health insurance premiums are still as high as they were yesterday. Even Bill O. doesn’t get the commotion:

Of course “the reaction on the right was much more than the reaction on the left,” folks. The GOP and the fringe are in an Obama-induced full tilt tizzy. Remember, Sen. Jim Demint vowed that health reform would prove Obama’s Waterloo? Think the Prez is a tad taller than Napoleon. And he doesn’t have to lip sync the party line.

Look for Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh to go on tour as NOBABBA. They’d all look fab in those groovy day-glo duds!

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Goodbye, Love

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March 16, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Radio

I learned the sorry news of Ron Lundy’s passing from my former WGCH colleague, “Press Box” host Rob Adams. Radio Graffiti sends our condolences to Ron’s family and his many fans. The New York City DJ, one of my early faves on 77 WABC in the ’70’s and later in the 80’s on CBS FM, died Tuesday at his home in Mississippi. He was 75.

Ron was a big-hearted, big boss DJ who greeted each show with his famous tags: “Hello, Love” and showed his affection for his adopted city, “From the greatest city in the world.”

I remember curling up with my transistor listening intently to the great ’70’s Top 40 pop classics like “The Night Chicago Died,’ “Seasons in the Sun” and “Billy, Don’t be a Hero,” with Ron’s richly textured, friendly voice luring me into Marconi’s box as a young kid whose love affair with radio’s mysteries would later lead to a career as a DJ and talk show host.

Among the eclectic cadre of voices–from Cousin Brucie and Imus to Scott Muni and Alison Steele to acerbic talker Bob Grant– Ron Lundy’s ever-inviting friendly baritone beckons me back to those early, magical and impressionable years.

Goodbye, Love. Rest well.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Born to Bash

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March 15, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Radio, Social Issues/Trends

I don’t know what motivated him, but Glenn Beck finally got around to listening to Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the U.S.A.” Only twenty-six or so years after the post- Vietnam, Reagan era anthem’s release. And he’s shocked, shocked I tell you, that the song is a critical diatribe about those disenfranchised from the idyllic American dream. Give a listen to the rant he launched into on his radio show Monday:

Hey Glenn: Springsteen isn’t anti-American. He’s a true patriot, shedding light on injustices as he paints iconic musical pictures of the real American experience. I can only speak for myself, but I’ll take Bruce Springsteen’s honest lyrics and big hearted all American inclusiveness over Glenn Beck’s fright wing histrionics, which by the way, often feature a heavy handed bashing of our government.

And you bash The Boss at your own peril, Mr. Beck. I mean, it’s a little like dissing Oprah. Get ready for a Becklash.

Oh, and for the record, it doesn’t get any more patriotic–in the purest, non controversial sense of the word–than Woody Guthrie’s classic, “This Land is Your Land.” But I guess the Beckster hasn’t listened to that one yet. Don’t worry, he’ll get around to it in another sixty or so years.

Drive safe. Play nice. think peace.

aba

Racist Rush

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March 10, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio

Just heard the news: Rush Limbaugh’s not moving to Costa Rica after all. Even if the Health Reform bill passes. The blowhard nixed the rumor on his radio show today, telling fans he’ll venture down to Costa Rica for treatment should he be forced into some U.S. government plan. What a crack up, considering CR has socialized medicine. already. And anyone who earns $320 million needn’t fret, even if he does smoke cigars and stuff his re-bloating face. The rich will always have easy access to the best care in the best country. Rush also let his toxic tongue take aim at NY Governor David Paterson, proving he’s as racist as ever. For more read my latest News Junkie Post piece. Digg, Tweet, comment… I mean if that’s your thing. And check out some other cool writers while you’re there:

Racist Rush:Radio Host’s Toxic Tongue Speaks Volumes | NEWS JUNKIE POST

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

Palin's Cheat Sheet

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February 08, 2010 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio, TV

I swore I was going to ignore the crazy Tea Party Rally last weekend. Planned to steer clear of Sarahcuda’s $115,000 keynote speech. But I can’t resist a mini rant. Caribou Barbie just annoys me, I guess. While she was busy taunting Obama supporters asking, “how’s that hopey changey stuff workin’ for ya now?” and deriding the President for using a teleprompter, Palin was “palming” her talking points.

She scribbled “energy, ” tax cuts, ” and ‘Lift America’s Spirit” on her palm, and appeared to glance out it frequently during the Q & A following the big speech.Think she’d have those conservative 101 ideals ingrained on her brain. Still, gotta hand it to her, at least Palin’s an old-fashioned fourth grade kind of cheater!

And a hypocrite, too. Last week Sarchuda went gunning for White House Chief-of-Staff Rahm Emanuel after a dopey and insensitive remark he made last August surfaced in an article. Okay, he shouldn’t have used the ‘R’ word. But he shouldn’t be fired over it either, as Palin has demanded. The fact that Emanuel called progressives boycotting Democratic congressmen who didn’t support a public option f— retarded back in August wasn’t just insensitive to the mentally challenged it was a big political tell, too. It was a clear indication that the White House was never eager for or willing to fight hard for full-scale health care reform.

But I digress. Back to Palin. She wants Rahmbo tossed, but she defended Rush Limbaugh’s big mouth. Rush added his two cents last week skewering political correctness saying, “people are so insulted because somebody called a bunch of retards, retards.” Nice, Rush. So when pressed to comment, Palin first sent a lukewarm rebuke via a spokesperson that decried general “insensitivity” without mentioning Limbaugh by name. Then days later, after the Grand Pooh Bah’s people must have called the Wasilla compound, Palin said there was a big difference between Rahm and Rush. Yeah,something like 400 lbs and 300 IQ points “What Rush said was satire,” she said.

Yep, Rush is big on satire.You know the way Beck is big on comedy. It’s all unintentional.

Think the quitter,half term governor of Alaska’s got thing for double standards? You betcha!

Drive safe. play nice. Think peace.

aba

Celebrity Gadfly Justice

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September 09, 2009 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Books, Radio, TV

“He may come off as gruff or abrupt, but he’s got a big heart. And he’s really glad to do this.” That’s what Dominick Dunne’s assistant told me as we finalized details for the author’s radio interview with me in 2002. I was hosting the afternoon drive talk show on WGCH in Greenwich, CT and he was covering the Skakel murder trial in Stamford for Vanity Fair and Court TV.

The Dunne interview was a big “get” as Skakel was on trial for murdering his Greenwich neighbor Martha Moxley over twenty-five years earlier in 1975 when they were both fifteen.It was big news in town and– thanks to Dunne and disgraced O.J.Simpson cop, Mark Furhman whose bestseller,Murder in Greenwich helped re-open the case– big news across the country, too. The fact that Skakel–already in his forties and bloated beyond his years–was a Kennedy cousin(RFK’s widow, Ethel is his father’s sister)only added celebrity cache to the case.

Dunne, who died at eighty-three, ironically on the same day as Sen. Ted Kennedy, has long been a Kennedy family nemesis. He had covered the William Kennedy Smith rape trial in the early ’90’s ( Smith was acquitted) and loosely based his novel, A Season in Purgatory on the Moxley murder. I don’t know if Ted Kennedy harbored any animosity towards the scribe, but Bobby Kennedy Jr. has had a well-televised feud with Dunne in the years following his cousin’s murder conviction.

When we did our interview(he was, btw, nothing but kind and charming), Dunne had a queasy feeling that Mickey Sherman, Skakel’s charismatic attorney, might get his guy a walk. “I hate to say it, but he might be creating reasonable doubt,” he said, sounding crest-fallen. Dunne needn’t have worried. By the time prosecutor Jonathan Benedict finished his closing argument the Guilty verdict was all but assured.

Dunne was a true believer who took all his celebrated cases to heart. He wasn’t an impartial journalist, a charge–much to his critics’ chagrin–he would cheerfully cop to. After his daughter Dominique, a promising twenty-two year old actress was strangled by her ex-boyfriend John Sweeney in 1982, Dunne became a sort of celebrity avenging angel, fearlessly taking the victims’ part, and often bonding with their families.

Tina Brown, then the new editor of Vanity Fair was sitting next to Dunne at a dinner party the night before he was to fly out to Los Angeles for the murder trial of his daughter’s killer. She implored him to take notes. And when he returned she found the magazine’s first voice. “Dominick had a voice that was so powerful, that spoke to you right off the page,” she says in Dominick Dunne: After the Party a documentary observing the famed observer and just out on DVD.

That first and toughest assignment launched Dunne’s new career. He had already had a flamboyant first act as a successful, then failed TV and movie producer with credits including Al Pacino’s breakthrough Panic in Needle Park and Mort Crowley’s groundbreaking Boys in the Band . And he had already penned the bestselling novel, The Two Mrs. Grenvilles, based on the infamous Woodward case in which showgirl turned socialite Ann Woodward killed her estranged husband and got off claiming she mistook him for a burglar.

He went on to cover a slew of trials for VF including: O.J, Simpson,the Menendez brothers(Leslie Abramson, Erik’s high profile lawyer, isn’t a Dunne fan, accusing him in After the Party of making up “convenient facts.”); Robert Blake and Phil Spector. He did live to see Spector’s second trial–his swan song–end in a conviction for the 2003 murder of actress Lana Clarkson.

After the Party, directed by Kirsty de Garis and Timothy Jolley offers a fascinating glimpse into Dunne’s extraordinary life. Through grainy black and white home movies and interviews with Dunne, friends and a few foes we get to be that proverbial fly on a famous wall. He doesn’t need his son actor Griffin Dunne to remind him,”Dad wasn’t easy to live with. He was always a work-in-progress.” He readily admits his reckless social climbing cost him his marriage to the one woman he loved long after they had divorced and she passed away. He doesn’t need his pal producer Robert Evans to tell him of his final faux pas that ran him out of Hollywood.

Dunne tells, with some relish, the tale of Ash Wednesday. Listed in many movie review guides as a “Bomb,” the last film he produced boasted a star cast with Elizabeth Taylor and Henry Fonda; the script, written by the husband of a powerful Hollywood publicist, however, was a mess. Dunne made an infamous comment, ” They should have called it ‘When a Fat Girl Ealls in Love,’” which appeared in The Hollywood Reporter.Evans, according to Dunne, told him he’d never work ” in this town again.” In Party, Evans laughs, claiming he might have said it, but he can’t remember.

With both his marriage and career in the dumpster, Dunne took what little money he had left and took off into the Oregon woods where he holed up for six months, and at age fifty tried his first hand at fiction, living off canned pork and beans and communing with nature. He moved to New York vowing to become a bestselling author.

And he did it. Along with his Vanity Fair columns and popular Court TV (now TRU TV) show, Dominick Dunne’s Power, Privilege & Justice, he wrote eight bestsellers. His ninth book, a novel, Too Much Money–which he had just put the finishing touches on–is set for a December release. His funeral service was held Thursday, September 10, in New York City. His family, fittingly, requested in lieu of flowers donations be made to the National Center for Victims of Crime.

In After the Party, which I believe was filmed a year before he fell ill to the cancer that claimed his life, he is robust and full of the energy of a man half his age. If you check his website, www.dominickdunne.net, you’ll see he was blogging well into August, tackling everything from news of his new book to musings on Phil Spector’s prison gripes and somber reflections on his own illness. His fans, including this one,are grateful to have tagged along for such a remarkable ride.

Rest in peace, Dominick. You earned it.

Drive safe. Play nice. think peace.

aba

Imagining Woodstock

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August 10, 2009 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Music, Radio

I got to Yasgur’s Farm via the Record Department at the old Korvettes in Port Chester, New York. Three or four years late. We were already in the ’70’s, Watergate was looming and at seven or eight I was hardly feeling any hippy dippy hangover. I was only a kid, but thanks to TV, a cool pair of bright red bell bottoms splattered with white stars and my transistor radio always tuned to AM Top 40 on WABC with Cousin Brucie as my head teacher, I had a groovy vibe.

I loved roaming around the Korvettes’ Record Department, pawing albums under the crackly fluorescent lights, inhaling the plastic, vaguely sticky, candy smell. Back then I picked albums based on the singles I had heard on WABC or purely out of youthful whimsy and cover art. Sometimes I’d just grab the nearest album when my mother announced, “Now or never,” as she hustled my sister and me to the register. Don’t knock random acts of record buying. I was introduced to Sly & the Family Stone, Billy Joel and America thanks to the grab-and-go method ( I’ll lament the decline of record shops another time).

I got Simon & Garfunkel’s Bridge Over Troubled Water because “Cecilia” was playing in my head about as many times as it had been spinning on WABC. I also loved the cover photo; thought the tall guy was cuter than the short one, but pretty sure they both had a lot to teach me. That same day my older sister got the Woodstock soundtrack.

Back at home we shared our finds. I was totally absorbed by Simon & Garfunkel’s dramatic title track; learned about NYC and loneliness in ” The Only Living Boy in New York” and discovered libel and slander in the catchy, “Keep the Customer Satisfied,” concepts that would come in handy later. But my sister made the big grab, scoring a double album set replete with mysterious songs and beautiful, weird photographs. We were totally mesmerized by what we heard, saw, imagined. All these long-haired hippy grown-ups singing, dancing in peace and love in the mud. So many of the artists–then unknown to me–would become pivotal in my creative life. Arlo. Janis. Hendrix. CSN&Y. My sister and I danced around for hours transfixed in a pre-pubescent fugue state, a sort of gauzy musical reverie that can only be colored by a precocious child’s view of the adult world.

And–as kids do–we played it over and over. And louder and louder, It was one loud-playing of the famous ” Fish Cheer” that landed us in trouble. Our mom heard the counter-culture rally cry and quickly confiscated the album. And our passport to Woodstock Nation. The album was jailed in the dark recesses of Mom’s back back closet where old clothes were stashed along with items deemed dangerous like Seduction a steamy parlor game Dad had bought Mom as a gag gift one anniversary; Mom didn’t appreciate the gag and the game disappeared without ever being opened ( I know; I used to sneak in to check).

I was never privy to the negotiations, but months–maybe weeks later–my sister did wrangle Woodstock’s return.But we never listened to the album together again. It would be another four or five years before I ever saw the film– on Channel 13– one New Year’s Eve.By then–already immersed in adolescence–I had transitioned from AM Top 40 to FM AOR–primarily on WNEW. I was heavily exploring all sorts of grown-up artists from Dylan to Talking Heads. And thanks to a cadre of long-haired hippy high school teachers I had developed a keen interest in politics and the arts, and already started flirting with the idea of a career in radio or writing.

As fate would have it, I’ve had the chance to bump up against a few Woodstock legends, interviewing them on the radio or for magazine pieces. Richie Havens. Joan Baez. And Country Joe McDonald the man who so inspired and inadvertently shortened my first Woodstock experience. Woodstock even pops up in my fiction, usually in a passing way, with a secondary character recounting his/her memory. Frequently a romanticized, dreamy image of an era I never really lived through.

You know, Joni Mitchell, who penned the famed Festival’s anthem never made it to Woodstock either. But It seems she was there. In a way, I guess I was, too.

Drive safe. Play nice. Think peace.

aba

'Birther' Pains

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July 22, 2009 / Posted by: Amy Beth Arkawy / Category: Politics, Radio, TV

Lou Dobbs is bad for America’s health. The border blasting broadcaster has apparently joined the crazies in the Obama “Birther” movement. On his radio show he almost agreed with a whackadoodle caller who insisted President Obama is not a United States citizen, and therefore anything he does in office is illegal.Dobbs said, “I’m starting to think we have a document problem. You suppose he’s…no, I won’t use the word “‘undocumented’”

Come on, Lou, cash in that one-way ticket to Crazytown. The President was born in Hawaii in 1961. Hawaii was admitted as the 50th state on August 21, 1959. Surely you don’t need to be a math whiz to figure out the Prez. made the citizenship grade by nearly two years.I know, I know, you find his birth certificate, which can be viewed online, even on the right wing site, World Net Daily, ” peculiar.” Something about the raised stamp? You want to see a “long form” certificate. And if he came up with that, you’d need affidavits from dead doctors, dental records, DNA samples and Obama’s bronzed baby shoes.

Really you don’t want to be like that cuckoo-for-Coco puffs woman who stopped the Castle town meeting in Delaware, waving her own birth certificate in a baggy from the 1950’s and a little plastic flag, demanding to get her country back and ordering everyone in the crowd to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, right there and then. Just because it made her feel all warm and patriotic, I guess, as she shouted ” he’s a Kenyan citizen.” The fact that everyone complied is scary. Funny, too, but pretty scary.

There are nutso ” Birthers” filing lawsuits, trying to get out of military service. I’m sure some will use Obama’s so-called “illegitimate” presidency as an excuse to not pay taxes, to not eat their vegetables or God forbid, stop watching American Idol.

Those of us still exploring life in Saneville know racism is at the cynical, bitter heart of the “Birther” movement. These people just can’t accept a Black man as their president. That whack job who killed the poor guard at the Holocaust Museum was one of these nuts. You don’ want to be among them, Lou. Really, you don’t. Rush, maybe, but not you, Lou. You’re not that far gone. Not yet.

And now when America is in the midst of so much economic turmoil, when so many people are really hurting, when we have to tackle big issues like health care reform, job creation, education, not to mention all those pesky global issues,we need voices like yours that had once been strong and clear to empower, encourage and educate. Not to distract, divide, deride.

Return that Crazytown ticket before it’s too late, Lou. I’m pretty sure the new health plan won’t pay for the extensive psychiatric treatment all these wackos need. Don’t be one of them.

Give yourself a good mental floss and come back home.

Drive safe. Play nice. think peace.

aba